Bl**dy Pompey!!!

[Mirrorball Man]

Just played like a bunch of cloggers and let Sheffield Wednesday score the softest of goals to stop them from going up!! Just......just......aarrrgh!! I can see it all going horribly Pete Tong now.

Come on Watford.

 

[mmmBono]

I've no idea what you're talking about!
But it was funny, though!

 

[Mirrorball Man]

Good. That's all that matters.

English football fans would understand.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

You a Pompey fan, mate? I'm an Ipswich fan...and I hope you don't get promoted this Friday!!! Come on Town!

 

[mmmBono]

Good. That's all that matters.

English football fans would understand.

Ahhhhhh soccer!!
That's what you were talking about!!
I can't wait for the next world cup already!!
I love British talk...keep on talking.

 

[Mirrorball Man]

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

It gets worse. Now The Scummers are through to the Cup Final, it's enough to make you turn to the Aftershocks. Maybe not.

Tractor boys? We'll plough the pitch with you.

I'm glad you find this suffering amusing mmmBono. Soccer is not a matter of life and death, it's much more important than that.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

We could have won at Fratton Park if not for Counago's awfulness in front of goal. Consider yourself warned.

EDIT: Actually, I looked at your fixture list and I found out you have a game against Burnley before you play us. Should be three easy points for you then. Damn.

 

[Mirrorball Man]

It looks like we prefer to play away from home at the moment. On Tuesday we should beat Burnley, most teams do. Although....

I'd like to see you guys pip Wolves to the Play Offs.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Better us than N*****h.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

More Norwich fun, courtesy of Rob Green:

http://www.itfcvideo.com

Scroll to "The Norwich School Of Goalkeeping". Surely one of THE goals of the season.

 

[Mirrorball Man]

Words fail. Superb.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

good luck to you sailors tonight. don't expect the celebration party to be in east anglia though.

 

[Mirrorball Man]

Cheers mate. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Haha. We've got news we might be coming out of admin soon, which is great. Good luck in the Prem, and hope we'll be joining you.

 

[Mirrorball Man]

Glad you could be out of admin soon. I don't fancy your run in much, you can't take points off any relevant teams above you which would be useful.

I don't know how we'll play tomorrow. If we play with Bradbury up front we probably won't score though.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Cheers. Being in Singapore and all I'll be listening on FiveLive online. May the best team win. No, actually, may Ipswich win.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

1-0! REUSER!!! COME ON YOU IPSWICH!!!!!

(Maybe Naylor's injury was a blessing in disguise after all)

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

MILLER! 2-0!

(There's an omen I wish not to invoke until the end of the game)

COME ON TOWN!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

COUNAGO!!!!! 3-0!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

The omen I was referring to was the thing that happened at Portman Road with Nottingham Forest, but that means f**k all now. Festa ought to have been sent off, though. To be honest you played loads better in the second half.

3-0!!!

 

[Mirrorball Man]

Well that was just typical. 3-0! Yes the best team definitely won and good on ya. I didn't see the game, I was stuck on the A1M trying to get to a concert but listened to the first half on 5Live. Even though we played better in the second half we ain't gonna score with Bradbury playng. Nothing personal to him but if you take the 'r's out of his surname it's very revealing.

You've got a two point gap now haven't you. You can do it.