Birdseed

[TweetyBird]

I like birdseed....it vewwy good for wu.

 

[HelloAngel]

Oooooh.. now there's a thinker.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

you're a bird
you like bird seed
he's a cat
he likes cat food

we all live in a f**ked up world

 

[TweetyBird]

evwyone shhould eat birdseed. it vewwy yummy too. make you vewwy stwong to run fwom putty tat.

 

[kariatari]

squirrels liked my birdfood, so i introduced them to mr. b. b. gunn.

 

[TweetyBird]

sqwiwwels r vewwy bad

 

[meegannie]

I like you.

 

[TweetyBird]

aww I wike wu to miss meggie

 

[tiny dancer]

I like to feed the birds.

 

[ABEL]

I like to feed ducks

 

[cujo]

There's something fowl in this thread.

 

[Elvis Presley]

slut

 

[cujo]

Elvis

 

[Elvis Presley]

that birds a whore i tell ya....

 

[TweetyBird]

i admit, i'm a sexy birdwhore....have you seen my pikture? it's in my pwofile

 

[cujo]

Oh my... you're Bear naked.

hehehe.

cujo, you so naughty.

 

[pub crawler]

*palm frond of indifference*

 

[TweetyBird]

u vewwy confwusing mr. pub crawlwer

 

[mad1]

crawl-the-baby is always confoosing!

I have not stopped laffin at this thread since reading it.

there is something so funny is actually saying all Tweety's posts out loud!

 

[zonelistener]

Maddie dear, I have unfortunate news. After I gave Tweety a "portal" out of Interference, the bird did not leave...and this happened....

oh shut up already.

*takes out shotgun and blows tweety bird to somewhere awful

Yes. Tweety is dead.

 

[Elvis Presley]

im sick of that damned bird.......

and tweety too...

 

[mad1]

what?

NO!!!

Gawddam iT!

Tweety sounded like Slyvester!!!!!!!!! (didnt you hear the similar accents?)


ok well then I want Sesame Streets Elmo please..........

after all, hes cute, cuddly and a right animal in bed.

 

[ouizy]

peking tweety?


hoisin sauce

 

[mad1]

no no. fat breast casserole with twigs on top Quizy!

 

[pub crawler]

I like Tweety.

 

[mad1]

thats cause yer Sylvester

 

[pub crawler]

 

[mad1]

did you just photography yer white bum and draw a red X on it using my lipstick?










nice photo Pub!

 

[Mongpoovian]

I tried keeping the birds away with a fence, but that didn't work.

I tried getting a cat, but the birds just kept getting bigger.

On the plus side, land mines work admirably.

 

[cujo]

^ watch out for this one. He's trouble.

Like those damn Hardy Boys.

Can't I run my haunted amusement park without those two meddling in my affairs...

Anyways...