Big Brother UK 2005...

[karls77]

Aw dammit I should really get up earlier.. Eugene

You can probably listen to the show at BBC website.

 

[karls77]

Fuck gnome-cam. What they really needed was some underwater cameras in the pool!!

 

[{paintedroses}]

Hmmmm..... getting a bit bored here at work. Anyone fancy a drunken snog in the pool?

Does anyone wanna feel me baps?!

 

[karls77]

Does anyone wanna feel me baps?!

Can I rest my head on them??

 

[Aardvark747]

Does anyone wanna feel me baps?!

 

[Aardvark747]

U notice it took us both just 1 minute to reply there?

 

[{paintedroses}]

Can I rest my head on them??

As long as you're a 40 year old gay man and are only doing it for the purpose of experience

 

[Aardvark747]

You seem to have silenced us PR!

 

[Tilli]

I suspect your answers to her question was "No!"

 

[karls77]

As long as you're a 40 year old gay man and are only doing it for the purpose of experience

 

[Aardvark747]

I suspect your answers to her question was "No!"

 

[{paintedroses}]

I appear to have spoiled the fun..

 

[Tilli]

Perhaps you and Karls77 could pretend to be gay??



Not together of course.

 

[karls77]

Just laughing to myself now as I just remebered when Orlaith was letting everyone feel her surgically-enhanced assets and Saskia instantly dismissed them as "rock hard". That really should've been in the highlight reel.

 

[Aardvark747]

Perhaps you and Karls77 could pretend to be gay??



Not together of course.

We could dress like Eugene was on that glorious day when he entered the house!

 

[{paintedroses}]

We could dress like Eugene was on that glorious day when he entered the house!

 

[karls77]

Perhaps you and Karls77 could pretend to be gay??

Don't think that would work for long. "Something" would give us away.

 

[Aardvark747]

Don't think that would work for long. "Something" would give us away.

 

[Aardvark747]

And u guys as Kinga and Orlaith?!

 

[Tilli]

Just laughing to myself now as I just remebered when Orlaith was letting everyone feel her surgically-enhanced assets and Saskia instantly dismissed them as "rock hard". That really should've been in the highlight reel.

Ha! Lots of breast envy going on. Of course you only wanted to watch it to see if Saskia was right i expect.

 

[{paintedroses}]

And u guys as Kinga and Orlaith?!

 

[Aardvark747]

Ha! Lots of breast envy going on. Of course you only wanted to watch it to see if Saskia was right i expect.

Strange how Saskia was basically the only one not to get em' out...

 

[{paintedroses}]

Ha! Lots of breast envy going on. Of course you only wanted to watch it to see if Saskia was right i expect.

I was thinking there must have been men in charge of who went in the house this year cos nearly all the girls in there were quite gifted in the chest department..

 

[karls77]

Ha! Lots of breast envy going on. Of course you only wanted to watch it to see if Saskia was right i expect.

I was initially shocked by the amount of breast-groping this year but quickly got used to it. I'm kinda missing it now to be honest.....

 

[Aardvark747]

I was initially shocked by the amount of breast-groping this year but quickly got used to it. I'm kinda missing it now to be honest.....

Here...have a squeeze on mine my son. Not quite as flacid as Craigs but still, u can give it a go....

 

[karls77]

I was thinking there must have been men in charge of who went in the house this year cos nearly all the girls in there were quite gifted in the chest department..

This is true. I wonder how many women viewers will now want to go under the knife cause they feel inadequate??

 

[Tilli]

And u guys as Kinga and Orlaith?!

 

[karls77]

Here...have a squeeze on mine my son. Not quite as flacid as Craigs but still, u can give it a go....

Cheers mate

 

[Aardvark747]

This is true. I wonder how many women viewers will now want to go under the knife cause they feel inadequate??

*prays* ALL of em'!


Nah i'm kidding. Unlike Anthony, who, according to his profile on the BB website, is 'a fan of fake t*ts'

 

[Aardvark747]

Cheers mate

Anytime. Glad to be of help!