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Old 11-08-2004, 09:23 AM   #1
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best way to preserve zits?

lately with hockey my acne situation has become rather impressive.

after struggling through summer without much more than the odd whitehead, winter has restored the blotched beauty that is my forehead.

now that my face resembles a war zone not much unlike florida, ohio, michigan, and minnesota, i feel fully prepared to take on the brutal canadian winter which will no doubt flex its cold strength in the very near future.

while the zit cover is indeed great for keeping warm, my main question is as follows: what can i do to maintain the protection i'm currently enjoying? come summer the last thing any guy on the prowl for a girlfriend wants is sun rays beating down and destroying his handsome face.

i seek your council.
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Old 11-08-2004, 09:49 AM   #2
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Paper bag?
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Old 11-08-2004, 09:58 AM   #3
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cowbell... or oil. Rub your face with pig lard.
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:19 AM   #4
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why would you want to preserve them in the first place?
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try proactive solution, worked for me.
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rub poop on your forehead... it works... i sware... really... honestly... not kidding..
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rub poop on your forehead... it works... i sware... really... honestly... not kidding..
Maybe Frank the monkey would be willing to rub feces on your face
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My sister used to pick her zits sitting on the bathroom counter looking in the mirror and stick them on top of the light globe over top of the mirror. Apparently the heat there hardened and preserved them like petrified wood. When we moved from that house years later, we noticed they were still up there
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Line up lots of hot dates. That's always when acne comes (and stays) with a vengeance.
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thanks everyone.

bonochick is so right, zits always have a magical way of appearing right when you most want them to.
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You should pop the zits and smear its contents all over your face. That would probably work.
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Old 11-08-2004, 12:42 PM   #13
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it can't hurt to try. how about instead of popping them, i just tear them open instead?
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Good idea, or you could have them scratched open by a cat with dirty nails!
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