best way to preserve zits?

[Zoomerang96]

lately with hockey my acne situation has become rather impressive.

after struggling through summer without much more than the odd whitehead, winter has restored the blotched beauty that is my forehead.

now that my face resembles a war zone not much unlike florida, ohio, michigan, and minnesota, i feel fully prepared to take on the brutal canadian winter which will no doubt flex its cold strength in the very near future.

while the zit cover is indeed great for keeping warm, my main question is as follows: what can i do to maintain the protection i'm currently enjoying? come summer the last thing any guy on the prowl for a girlfriend wants is sun rays beating down and destroying his handsome face.

i seek your council.

 

[enajh2]

Paper bag?

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

cowbell... or oil. Rub your face with pig lard.

 

[isabelle_guns]

why would you want to preserve them in the first place?

 

[isabelle_guns]

try proactive solution, worked for me.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

rub poop on your forehead... it works... i sware... really... honestly... not kidding..

 

[JessicaAnn]

rub poop on your forehead... it works... i sware... really... honestly... not kidding..

Maybe Frank the monkey would be willing to rub feces on your face

 

[U2Kitten]

My sister used to pick her zits sitting on the bathroom counter looking in the mirror and stick them on top of the light globe over top of the mirror. Apparently the heat there hardened and preserved them like petrified wood. When we moved from that house years later, we noticed they were still up there

 

[Elvis Presley]

dont move

 

[Bonochick]

Line up lots of hot dates. That's always when acne comes (and stays) with a vengeance.

 

[Zoomerang96]

thanks everyone.

bonochick is so right, zits always have a magical way of appearing right when you most want them to.

 

[DrTeeth]

You should pop the zits and smear its contents all over your face. That would probably work.

 

[Zoomerang96]

it can't hurt to try. how about instead of popping them, i just tear them open instead?

 

[DrTeeth]

Good idea, or you could have them scratched open by a cat with dirty nails!

 

[Se7en]

 

[Zoomerang96]

Good idea, or you could have them scratched open by a cat with dirty nails!

oooh...fancy.

 

[popacrobat]

no, you cut them with scicsors very carefully... trust me.

 

[Se7en]

mix them in chocolate sauce and enjoy.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Maybe Frank the monkey would be willing to rub feces on your face

i'll rub feces on your face your face :shakesangryfist:

wait a minute...

 

[u2valleygirl]

This topic is so gross! Go to your doctor and get some oral and topical antibiotics. That should do the trick!

 

[Zoomerang96]

i said i wanted to PRESERVE THEM. it says that everywhere! i need them for summer.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

I recommend peeling off your face and freezing it. You can then use staples/adhesive to affix the old zitty one over top of whatever skin may have grown back by then.

 

[Zoomerang96]

wicked.

 

[LoveTown]

hahaha this is the most disgusting thread ever. It's like a train wreck, I can't stop looking.

 

[Zoomerang96]

 

[Elvis Presley]

wicked.

I think he might be right this time guys.

 

[MrBrau1]

2 words. bacon grease. Drink it. Bathe in it. And ingest rectally. It will work.

 

[Zoomerang96]

I think he might be right this time guys.

you're dead to me until you bring back jimmy journal.

 

[HelloAngel]

Mayonnaise or baby oil.

Favorite thread of the month so far!

 

[LoveTown]

I bet smearing your face with cheeze whiz before you go to bed would do the trick