You know what's weird? We mute ads during shows, yet those World's Greatest/Funniest/Adults Only Advertisement shows are extremely popular. I love them anyway.
No one save a few fellow skips on here will know what I'm talking about, but there's been a few stand outs over my time in front of the box. There was one for Colgate toothpaste back in the 80's.
Tough teeth Mrs Marsh?
"Flouride gets in like the liquid gets into this chalk"
- "Oooooh, it really does get in!"
ARGH!!! Sorry this was without a doubt THE most irritating advertisement to ever grace Australian television. It was even voted the most irritating in some irritating tv commercial poll. It was also proven the most successful advertising campaign of that period. It proved without a doubt that a commercial doesn't have to be loved to sell anything.
The only other stand out ones I can think of are the Solvo one:
"Wash your hands Jeffrey"
"With the Solvo jeffrey"
And the Aeroplane Jelly one with the little King girl on the swing.
"I like aeroplane Jelly!, Aeroplane Jelly for meeeeeeee......"
All you need is an annoying jingle.