Best pwned moments in cinema history

[lazarus]

Ah but Dalton, there is no spoon.

Michael Cimino pwnd United Artists with Heaven's Gate.

Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman pwnd Coca-Cola / Columbia Pictures with Ishtar.

Orson Welles pwnd William Randolph Hurst with Citizen Kane, only to be pwnd himself when Hurst destroyed the film in the media.

Cimino's career ruined: pnwed by Hollywood

Citizen Kane repeatedly voted #1 film of all time: History pwned.

 

[monkeyskin]

Orson Welles ending his career by doing Transformers voice acting and frozen peas commercials: pwnd.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Orson Welles ending his career by doing Transformers voice acting and frozen peas commercials: pwnd.

I hope you're not talking smack about Unicron, NSW wont take kindly to that

 

[Dalton]

Achieving immortality in your chosen field = pwning the end of the argument.

 

[lazarus]

War of the Worlds: Welles pwns over a million gullible East Coast radio listeners. That is some huge pwnage.

(I know this isn't cinema history, but since we're on the subject...)

 

[LMP]

On a similar subject, Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise pwn everyone by making a shitty War of the Worlds remake.

 

[Dalton]

Teenaged Dalton pwnd by this scene...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IKUpex4kVw

 

[Dalton]

This thread pwnd by a clip of a chick with man parts...

 

[No spoken words]

Orson Welles ending his career by doing Transformers voice acting and frozen peas commercials: pwnd.

WTF?

This was a mistake.

A big mistake.

When Earth gets eaten, Monkeyskin, I hope you remember that you're the reason why.

Earth pwned.

 

[monkeyskin]

Transformers are pants.

Optimus Prime would have been cooler if he had been a Mini Cooper instead.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Transformers are pants.

transforming pants would be awesome...

 

[Dalton]

Sentimental women pwnd by youtube ... again ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4FhVLKyBA

 

[tpsreports2424]

Eddie Murphy caught picking up a transvestite, PWNED!

 

[Justin24]

Monty Python The Meaning of Life. Heavy dude exploding and guts landing on everyone. PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDlSlwqNcmY

 

[LMP]

Eddie Murphy caught picking up a transvestite, PWNED!

http://forum.interference.com/t180495.html

pwned.

 

[lazarus]

Sofia Coppola in Godfather III: pwned on and off screen.

 

[lazarus]

This thread isn't over until we decide it is!

The asteroid field, pwned by the Falcon & Captain S.

Never tell him the odds.

 

[bollox]

while watching naomi watts and that other chick get it on in 'mulholland drive':
my penis pwned by my right hand

 

[lazarus]

 

[BluRmGrl]

Vizzini .. pwned
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TUee1WvtQZU

TPB pwnage = FTW! Inconceivable!!!

 

[Dalton]

while watching naomi watts and that other chick get it on in 'mulholland drive':
my penis pwned by my right hand

Wow. I'm never quite sure where 'the line' is, but I'm quite sure you've passed it ... in a jet .... going the speed of sound ....

 

[bollox]

Wow. I'm never quite sure where 'the line' is, but I'm quite sure you've passed it ... in a jet .... going the speed of sound ....

well, i firmly believe in establishing boundaries . . .

 

[monkeyskin]

Thinking about it, the Final Destination series is basically one pwn after another.

Thats what happens when you pwn Death, I guess.