Best pwned moments in cinema history

[LMP]

Kane's chest burst.

pwned by the penis alien.

 

[No spoken words]

Scotty:

Pwned by Dirk's Heterosexuality

 

[Lancemc]

"I'm your Huckleberry."

Ringo = pwned.

 

[UberBeaver]

Everyone in Requiem of a Dream that has a speaking part = pwned.

The guy from Pi when he gets a hold of that drill = pwned.

 

[No spoken words]

How about when that psycho thinks he's gonna be in a duel with Wyatt Earp but fucking Val Kilmer shows up.

"I'm your Huckleberry"

Pwned!!

Lancemc pwned.

 

[Lancemc]

Lancemc pwned.

Your mom = pwned in the sack by me last night.

 

[No spoken words]

Your mom = pwned in the sack by me last night.

My Mom has several communicable sexual diseases.

Lancemc.

Pwned by the clap.

 

[Lancemc]

Damn your mother and her liberal sexual practices.

 

[UberBeaver]

My Mom has several communicable sexual diseases.

Shit.


<---- pwned.

 

[lazarus]

LOVE the Boogie Nights, NSW.

"Can I kiss you on the mouth?"

"I'm a fuckin' idiot...fuckin' idiot..."

Wild Bill pwned by HIMSELF (assist goes to his cheating wife).

 

[monkeyskin]

Sean Bean in Goldeneye.

Not only does he phail at world domination, he gets knocked off his satelite dish by Bond, most likely breaks every bone in his body but survives to watch the gigantic thing collapse right on his face.

Pwnd for England.

 

[LMP]

Sean Bean in Goldeneye.

Not only does he phail at world domination, he gets knocked off his satelite dish by Bond, most likely breaks every bone in his body but survives to watch the gigantic thing collapse right on his face.

Pwnd for England.

He was also pwned as Boromir.

 

[No spoken words]

He was also pwned as Boromir.

He was also pwned in Ronin by DeNiro and a cup of coffee.

 

[LMP]

Triple pwnage.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Vizzini .. pwned
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TUee1WvtQZU

 

[LMP]

Agents Johnson and Johnson pwned by Hans Gruber.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

He was also pwned in Ronin by DeNiro and a cup of coffee.

And don't forget Harrison Ford and an anchor in Patriot Games...

 

[monkeyskin]

And by Peter Jackson when his only scene in Two Towers got cut.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I think the world was pwned by this bad movie:

 

[LMP]

Michelle Pfieffer can pwn me whenever she wants.

 

[No spoken words]

Let's Bowl let's bowl, let's rock n roll....hey come on, let's get the show on the road....let's bowl let's bowl, let's rock n roll....the stakes are high and the winner takes all.......

 

[lazarus]

Pwned by Peter Jackson twice--having his death scene moved to Return of the King, and then having it cut from that film too.

 

[DaveC]

God, I love this thread....

 

[UberBeaver]

I don't know that the total pwnings dealt out by the Count of Monte Cristo have ever truly been captured in a film, but that's a pissed off dude that knows how to get himself some pwn. More like the Count of Monte Pwned - M I RITE?

 

[LMP]

It pwned so much Apollo Creed decided to give himself a nickname out of it.

Now that's pwnage.

 

[Lancemc]

Earth = pwned.




Also,

My heart = pwned

 

[No spoken words]

Earth = pwned.




Also,

My heart = pwned

Dude, I do not think you have ever answered me....have you seen "All the Real Girls"? If not, do yourself a favor and watch it.

 

[Lancemc]

Dude, I do not think you have ever answered me....have you seen "All the Real Girls"? If not, do yourself a favor and watch it.

It's on the list, and Netflix is being unbelievably uncooperative lately, so who knows how long it will take.

 

[Canadiens1131]

Captain Kirk makes a triumphant return to the future, only to be crushed by a bridge.

Needless pwnage!

 

[lazarus]

It's on the list, and Netflix is being unbelievably uncooperative lately, so who knows how long it will take.

Best. Zooey. Ever.

All of her other films=pwned by All the Real Girls.