Best Pwned Moments In Celebrity History

[MrsSpringsteen]

There must be so many that I can't even think of one right now...

 

[Dalton]

Lylle Lovetts pwns reality.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Britney Spears....

I don't even have to say anything else

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Lindsay Lohan pwned by the Georgia Rule producer guy who wrote her that scathing letter. In hindsight I think that was a good thing.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

billy joel: pwned by stationary objects while driving

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Andy Dick was pwned recently by Lon Lovitz (he blames him for giving Phil Hartman's wife drugs after she had been sober and he supposedly smashed his head into a bar). Well Andy Dick is pretty much a walking pwned anyway..

Beyonce pwned by Jennifer Hudson

 

[Dalton]

It pains me to say it, but Jennifer Aniston pwnd by Angelina Jolie

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

It pains me to say it, but Jennifer Aniston pwnd by Angelina Jolie

I think the two of them should kiss and make out. I mean make up...

 

[waynetravis]

It pains me to say it, but Jennifer Aniston pwnd by Angelina Jolie

wooo

 

[Dalton]

I think the two of them should kiss and make out. I mean make up...

Do it for the children, ladies!

 

[LMP]

Eddie Murphy and transvestite prostitutes.

 

[lazarus]

Children of third-world countries: pwned by Angelina Jolie.

 

[LMP]

Maury Povich pwns a woman afraid of cotton balls.

http://gigglesugar.com/324407

 

[lazarus]

Michael Jackson: pwned by plastic surgery and being FUCKING INSANE.

Nicole Simpson, Ron Goldman & the L.A.P.D: pwned by O.J.

 

[ultravioletluvv]

I'm sorry but, WTF is pwned? I kept looking at the other thread thinking somebody made a typo...

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Jonny Fairplay pwned by Danny Bonaduce (ouch, I guess he was really hurt)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9wK2hFmxT4

 

[The Sad Punk]

Lupe Velez pwned by herself.

(or her toilet, if you believe such rumours)

 

[Justin24]

Elvis Presley Pwned by drugs and dying on the Crapper.

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Pwned by Pamela Anderson

 

[daygloeyes2]

Hugh Grantwned by Divine Brown.

 

[U2isthebest]

Scientology=Tom Cruise's mind...pwned.

 

[zuropa_fit]

I'm sorry but, WTF is pwned? I kept looking at the other thread thinking somebody made a typo...

Pwn is a slang term that implies domination and/or humiliation of a rival. It sprang from the similar term "owned" and is used primarily in the Internet gaming culture to taunt an opponent that has just been soundly defeated. Examples include "pwnage" or "you just got pwned". It can also be used, especially by non-gamers, in the context of getting "pwned" by The Man.
In Internet security jargon, to "pwn" means "to compromise" or "to control", specifically another computer (server or PC), web site, gateway device, or application; it is synonymous with one of the definitions of hacking. An outside party who has "owned" or "pwned" a system has obtained unauthorized administrative control of the system.
The term was one of 16 to appear on the 2006 "List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen's English for Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness," released annually by Lake Superior State University.[1]The word "pwn" [2][3] may have arisen and spread as a typo (or fat-finger) of the word "own," arising from the proximity of the 'p' and 'o' keys on a standard English keyboard. Sometime in the 1980s, along with the advent of the hacker phenomenon, "pwned" became a synonym for "hacked" or "taken over by exploitation of a vulnerability." The word "pwn" remains in use as Internet social-culture slang meaning: to take unauthorized control of someone else or something belonging to someone else by exploiting a vulnerability.

 

[ultravioletluvv]

Thanks for the definition. I've actually never heard that phrase before. I'm surprised so many people here had.

 

[Canadiens1131]

am i rite?

 

[lazarus]

:scratcheshisheadanddoeshisbestjamesdean:

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

sanctity of marriage pwned by Pam Anderson-again

 

[lazarus]

Sherri Shepherd pwned by science. And Whoopi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNC117UYsHs

 

[monkeyskin]

Tom Cruise pwnd by fake interviewer, fake interviewer turbo-pwnd by Tom Cruise:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D7WzCDT_0s

You could argue he overreacted, but fair play to him for calling the guy on it.

 

[LMP]

That was a huge running joke between me and my friends for about a year.

"You're a jerk!"

 

[lazarus]

There are obviously many things you can say about Cruise, but he was about as professional as you could expect one to be in a situation like that.

 

[waynetravis]

am i rite?

Little Bastard pwning everyone who came within breathing space of it after the crash