Best pwnd moments in music history

[LMP]

It's been 14 years of silence, it's been 14 years of pain. It's been 14 years that are gone forever and we'll never have again.

I'm not sure who got pwned though... the fans or Axl himself by the general lack of interest towards his band, whatever he wants to call them.

And with that, I'm off to bed.

Chinese Democracy.

Fans of GNR pwned.

U2girl pwned.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Michael Jackson outbidding Paul McCartney for the rights to the Beatles catalogue...

A pwning of biblical proportions...

 

[namkcuR]

Coolio refusing to give Weird Al permission to parody his song 'Gangsta's Paradise', saying that 'My song is too important'. The words 'My song' are hilarious because 'Gangasta's Paradise' is built around a riff that itself is taken from a Stevie Wonder song called 'Pastime Paradise'. So Coolio accepts credit for a song built around a riff he didn't write, denies permission to parody the song as though he wrote the whole damn thing(riff and all), gets mad when Weird Al records the parody anyway, even though Weird Al was only asking in the first place as a gesture, since under the 'fair use' provision of U.S. copyright law, one doesn't need permission to record a parody, and in the end Stevie Wonder pwns both of them.

 

[lazarus]

Timberlake: I'm bringing sexy back.

Prince: Sexy never left.

Timberlake pwned.

 

[lazarus]

"Out on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins
nature kids
I/they don't have no function
I don't understand what they mean
and I could really give a fuck.

Stone Temple Pilots
they're elegant bachelors
they're foxy to me
are they foxy to you?
I will agree
but they deserve absolutely nothing
nothing more than me."

Future alt-rock wash-ups, pwned by S. Malkmus.

 

[LMP]

Chicken pwned by Alice Cooper.

 

[lazarus]

HOW DO YOU SLEEP?

"So Sgt. Pepper took you by surprise
You better see right through that mothers eyes
Those freaks was right when they said you was dead
The one mistake you made was in your head
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?
You live with straights who tell you you was king
Jump when your momma tell you anything
The only thing you done was Yesterday
And since youre gone youre just Another Day
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?

A pretty face may last a year or two
But pretty soon theyll see what you can do
The sound you make is muzak to my ears
You must have learned something in all those years
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?"

Supreme pwnage of Paul by John, with George on guitar.

 

[bollox]

Fight the Power

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucka was
Simple and plain
Motherfuck him and John Wayne

Chuck D pretty much pwnd the whole American Dream right there.

 

[Zoots]

U2girl pwned.

Hahahaha I love this thread!

 

[xaviMF22]

Hahahaha I love this thread!

you are so mean

 

[Zoots]

you are so mean

hey it's all in good fun. maybe tomorrow i'll get pwned.

 

[No spoken words]

Germany pwned.

 

[Lila64]

 

[Canadiens1131]

HOW DO YOU SLEEP?

Supreme pwnage of Paul by John, with George on guitar.

But I think we know who got the last laugh.

Too soon?

 

[cdisantis83]

Germany pwned.

This is classic.

 

[lazarus]

But I think we know who got the last laugh.

Too soon?

I think you had a great pwn with the first picture, but the second one made me realize:

Lennon would rather be dead than selling his albums through a fucking coffee chain.

Not to mention having all of his songs pwned by Michael Jackson (and I know that was already mentioned).

Verdict: McCartney pwned by Corporate Rock.

 

[Lancemc]

At the same time McCartney pwns pretty much everyone else's back statements.

 

[lazarus]

Red Rocks pwned by Tesh.

 

[bgmckinney]

Fight the Power

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucka was
Simple and plain
Motherfuck him and John Wayne

Chuck D pretty much pwnd the whole American Dream right there.

Elvis the public enemy
Don't mean shit to Chuck D

Bono pretty much pwned everybody who hates elvis in that song.

 

[BVS]

Jeff Buckley pwned Cohen by taking his already amazing song and turning it into one of the most fucking amazing songs eva...

 

[BVS]

Tupac pwned death by releasing some of his best work posthumous...

 

[lazarus]

Jeff Buckley pwned Cohen by taking his already amazing song and turning it into one of the most fucking amazing songs eva...

Jeff Buckley pwned by an undercurrent.

 

[Canadiens1131]

 

[bgmckinney]

Let us not overlook the ultimate moment of on-stage pwnage:
keef

 

[DaveC]

^ Attaboy Keef

Syd Barrett pwnd by acid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8MF0ZJmeY

 

[lazarus]

Heroin pwned by Keef.

 

[U2girl]

Keef owned by a palm tree, recently.

 

[BonosSaint]

How I lost my friends I still don't understand.

They had the best selection,
They were poisoned with protection
There was nothing that they needed,
Nothing left to find
They were lost in rock formations
Or became park bench mutations
On the sidewalks and in the stations
They were waiting, waiting.

So I got bored and left them there,
They were just deadweight to me
Better down the road without that load


Neil Young, Thrasher.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

george michael. pwned by undercover police officers. and larry craig.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I'd say Chris Brown on those God awful MTV awards this year

And I can't find a picture but Bruce hanging upside on his microphone at the age of 53 or so