Best Opening Lines

[UnforgettableLemon]

Warren Zevon
- Poor Poor Pitiful Me
"I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks and wait for the Double E
But the railroad don't run no more. Poor, poor, pitiful me"



and a more recent classic -

"it's britney, bitch"

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

This is a public service announcement. With guitar!

 

[cobl04]

"I ain't got no motherfuckin' friends...that's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker." - Tupac Shakur.

You stole my goddam answer.

"roll another blunt" - afroman

"i ain't a killer but don't push me, revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy." - 2pac (if exclude the adlibs and chorus)

"don't believe what you hear, don't believe what you see, if you just close your eyes, you can feel the eneemy"

 

[UberBeaver]

"I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue"

For the longest time I couldn't figure out what he was saying. And when I did find out I didn't believe it cause it doesn't make sense. I still have no idea what he's on about, but I think he gets drunk and has an affair with an ex. That's all I got for that song.




FUCK the police, coming straight from the Underground.

Don't Call it a COMEBACK.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh No rapper can rap quite like I can.

Aite, stop whatcha doin cause I'm about to ruin the image and the syle that you're used to.

 

[bono_man2002]

"Deeeclaaaaar this an an emergennnncy!"

 

[LemonMelon]

Everything that keeps me together is falling apart...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

oh baby baby, how was i supposed to see?

 

[U2isthebest]

She's just 16 years old, leave her alone, they saaaaaaaaayyyyy.

(That song frickin' creeped me out from the first line... )

 

[MacPhistoPT]

" I wish I could eat the salt of your lost faded lips "

 

[1stepcloser]

"Girlfriend in a coma, i know, i know, it's serious"

 

[Rafiennes]

I don't know what it is that makes me feel alive
I don't know how to awake the things asleep inside
I only wanna see the light that shines behind your eyes

Oasis - Acquiesce

 

[Dalton]

You know say daddy me snow me-a blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

da da da

 

[U2isthebest]

"Ah, push it. Ah, push it. Ooh, baby baby, baby baby"

 

[Dalton]

"I've been a bad, bad girl"

yes you have!

 

[Dalton]

Girl I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind

 

[Dalton]

Motownphilly's back again
Doin' a little east coast fling


In related news, I met a woman a few months ago that flies all over the place to see these guys in concert. I thought they had died.

 

[waynetravis]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm henry the 8th i am

 

[UberBeaver]

Never seen you looking as lovely as you did tonight.

 

[Dalton]

Motownphilly's back again
Doin' a little east coast fling


In related news, I met a woman a few months ago that flies all over the place to see these guys in concert. I thought they had died.

This has got me thinking. When members of B2M do die - will end of the road be played at their funeral?

These are things I need to know.

 

[U2isthebest]

"Ladies and Gentlemen.....This is a jazzy-fizzle produc-shizzle."

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ba na na na... Hey! Ba na na na

 

[Snowlock]

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get though this thing called life..."

"I'm ready, ready for the laughing gas. I'm ready, ready for what's next"

"I had a friend who was a big baseball player, back in high school"

"Read about your band, in some local page... Didn't mention no name"

"I wanna run, I want to hide. I want to tear down the walls, and hold the insides"

"That's great it starts with an earth. quake. birds and snakes and aeroplanes, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid..."

"Shed a tear 'cause I'm missing you, still alright to smile. Girl, I think about you every day now.

 

[UberBeaver]

Labatomy! Labatomy!

I don't want to tell em
I ain't got no cerebellum. (Not an opening line, but worth a mention.)

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

tequila!

 

[U2isthebest]

"I gotta take a little time, a little time to think things over. I better read between the lines, in case I need it when I'm older "

 

[zoopop]

Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes

 

[LMP]

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power?
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.

 

[lazarus]

Surprised no one has submitted anything by THEM yet:

In the next world war
In a jack-knifed juggernaut
I am born again.