Best movie lines from the 80's

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Karen: He likes to butt things... with his head.
Nathan: How proud you must be.
(Parenthood)

Frank: [on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening.
(Parenthood)

Chuckie Miller: Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
(Can't Buy Me Love)

Patty: I mean, he went from totally geek, to totally chic!
(Can't Buy Me Love)

Principal: If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't.
(Pretty in Pink)

Andie: You know your talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane
Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!
(Pretty in Pink)

Andie: If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.
(Pretty in Pink)

John Bender: Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
(The Breakfast Club)

Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.
(The Breakfast Club)

Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
(The Breakfast Club)

Cameron: He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.
(Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Matire D': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Ferris: Snooty?
Matire D': Snotty.
Ferris: Snotty?
(Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Grace: Hrmm hrmm hrmm... what a little asshole.
(Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.: Why's that?
Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.
(Raising Arizona)

Nathan Arizona Sr.: If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a- hoppin'. Look, it is exactly 8:45 in the PM. I'll be down at that store in exactly 24 hours to kick me some butt. Or my name ain't Nathan Arizona!
(Raising Arizona)

Gale: I know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.
(Raising Arizona)
 
"We've got bush! We've got bush."

"I carried a watermelon."

"Lane, I've been in high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."

"What the hell is Goofy anyway?"

"If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. No question about it."

"Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids."

"You're stewed, buttwad!"

"What's a rerun?"
 
nurse chrissi said:
son - you know you got a panty on your head?
:hyper: :applaud: BEST. COMEDY. EVER!!!

Give me that baby! I want that baby, you wart hog from Hell!! :happy:



"The living often ignore the strange and unusual.... I, myself, AM strange and unusual."

"You'll eat raw fish but you won't let a guy put his tongue in your mouth?!"

"Surely you can't be serious?!" "Yes, I am - and don't call me Shirley" :D :lmao:
 
"How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"

Clay: Are you happy, Blair? You don't look happy.
Blair: But do I look good?

"INCONCEIVABLE."

"Have fun stormin' da castle."

"Where'd she learn that rubbish?? It doesn't even start with 'I WISH!''

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me."
 
Some people say you can't mix music and politics-- that's bullshit, really.

It's a musical journey.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
 
"No more yanky my wanky, the Donger needs food."

"Mr. Spicoli...just what do you think you're doing?"
"Havin' some food, learnin' about Cuba"

"My dad's a TV repairman, he's got this awesome set of tools, I can fix it"
 
"I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!!"

"I thought only pansies wore neckties."
"You see that? I thought only assholes used the word pansy!"

"What the hell is this?"
"Breakfast."
 
"Wuv....twoo wuv is wha bwings us togever today."

"The Dread Pirate Roberts has come for your SOOUULLSSS!!"

"Your strength, his steel, and a wheelbarrow against 60 armed men and you think a little head wobble is supposed to make me happy? Hmmm?!!?!?"


"Where could a guy - an every day Joe like myself - find a little, umm..ac-tion?"

"You know - chips, dips, chains, whips - your average teenage party."

"Look at that! Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!"

Ahh...memories, indeed. :wink: I :heart: this thread!! :up:
 
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Del: You scared the bejEEbus outta me!


Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those AREN'T PILLOWS!!!


Scene in bathroom at run-down motel: Neal (Steve Martin) gets out of shower with soap in eyes because the water stopped, tries to rinse eyes out with sink water and wipe face with towel that is floating in sink, notices towel has peculiar odor and winces, opens eyes to discover that -- to his horror -- the hand "towel" he's using to wipe his face is (slobbish) Del's underwear that had been soaking. :laugh:



- Planes, Trains & Automobiles
 
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~LadyLemon~ said:
"I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!!"
"Corn Nuts..."


"Are you crazy?"
"Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink."
"Have you ever done it?"
"I don't even have a psychiatrist."


"Whoever is in the house, or still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police! So if you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes."
 
"Oh, I'm really scared. No--don't, don't!! Help me, someone, there's a Peck here with an acorn and he's pointing it at me!!!"

"So, how're we doin'?"
"Looks like University of Illinois!"

"You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."
"That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous."

"You be careful out among those English."
 
one of my fave lines from a fave film....

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum"

:D
 
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