Karen: He likes to butt things... with his head.
Nathan: How proud you must be.
(Parenthood)
Frank: [on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening.
(Parenthood)
Chuckie Miller: Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
(Can't Buy Me Love)
Patty: I mean, he went from totally geek, to totally chic!
(Can't Buy Me Love)
Principal: If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't.
(Pretty in Pink)
Andie: You know your talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane
Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!
(Pretty in Pink)
Andie: If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.
(Pretty in Pink)
John Bender: Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
(The Breakfast Club)
Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.
(The Breakfast Club)
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
(The Breakfast Club)
Cameron: He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.
(Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Matire D': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Ferris: Snooty?
Matire D': Snotty.
Ferris: Snotty?
(Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Grace: Hrmm hrmm hrmm... what a little asshole.
(Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.: Why's that?
Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.
(Raising Arizona)
Nathan Arizona Sr.: If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a- hoppin'. Look, it is exactly 8:45 in the PM. I'll be down at that store in exactly 24 hours to kick me some butt. Or my name ain't Nathan Arizona!
(Raising Arizona)
Gale: I know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.
(Raising Arizona)