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Old 07-25-2004, 02:21 AM   #1
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Best inslults, disses

I was thinking what would be a good insult or diss. You know, that kind of comment that they put on those JC Penny t-shirts that say stuff like:

"Trying to ignore you is turning into a full-time job"

what's the best diss or insult you've heard or read??? I'd like to have fun with this.
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Old 07-25-2004, 02:24 AM   #2
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These I thought were good:

Any friend of yours...is a lousy judge of character.

Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental.

I've had too much of your company.
- Bob Dylan
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:42 AM   #4
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your mom is so fat, she sat on a rainbow, and skittles came out

your mom is so fat, she got more chins than a chinese phonebook


how childish of me......
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Hey BEB I was just thinking of starting an insult thread. Guess great minds think alike!

Here's a few:

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. -- Stephen Bishop

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. -- Moses Hadas

He had delusions of adequacy. -- Walter Kerr

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. -- Jack E. Leonard

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -- Oscar Wilde

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -- Winston Churchill

and I really love this one:

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx
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You can't get any better disses than Happy Bunny:



My personal motto:



Of course, now that I know too many 13 year olds who "totally love Happy Bunny" it takes the coolness out of him.
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Of course, now that I know too many 13 year olds who "totally love Happy Bunny" it takes the coolness out of him.
Indeed ... once they put Happy Bunny in Spencers, it lost much of its appeal.
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Speaking of Churchill, I always found this to be his best line in a verbal exchange with a bourgeois woman... political or otherwise:

"Madam, you are ugly"- churchill

"Well you sir are drunk!"- lady

"Quite right. The difference being, in the morning I will be sober"- churchill.


And of course.


I slept with your wife!- Costanza
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Indeed ... once they put Happy Bunny in Spencers, it lost much of its appeal.
He's in all those teen catalogs too, like Delia's. It's such a shame.
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And of course.


I slept with your wife!- Costanza

"The jerk store called..."
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i'm fat, you're ugly


i can lose weight, you're stuck [its better in dutch]
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evertime I look at this thread, I think the subject says best insluts and diseases
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You've been spending too much time at that other place.
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best desease in.....no desease
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