BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IM NOT HOME (or sometimes only BC can help you)

[pepokiss]

I know I can trust on you, Bonochick...

you have to know what the lyrics to the George Constanza's answering maching song...

All I remember is the final

....
where could I be?
believe it or not, I'm not home"

and if you have that on mp3, better yet

 

[Bonochick]

I have the sound file...and I have it memorized:

Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

 

[Bonochick]

I just emailed it to you.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

George Costanza IS the Greatest American Hero.

Period.

 

[Bonochick]

George Costanza is an American treasure.

He's disturbed...he's depressed...he's inadequate...he's got it all!!!!!!

 

[pepokiss]

i would dress up as George Costanza if it's soccialy acceptable (the next step is VELVET )

 

[Pinball Wizard]

The next step is timberlands.

But then you know, you can't go back.

All timberlands, all the time.

 

[Lilly]

I have velvet flip flops.


Be jealous cujo, you know you want to.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Can't stand ya! Can't stand ya!!

 

[wolfeden]

 

[Bonochick]

"He took you to Rageaholics? Why?"

"Probably because this whole universe is against me!"

"I think you've got a little rage."

"I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Bonochick]

George thinks the girl he's dating may be anorexic...

"Every time we go out to eat, the minute we're done, she's running for the bathroom."

"So you're concerned?"

"Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm paying for those meals! It's like throwing money down the toilet."

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

 

[Bonochick]

"I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew, she was mopping the floor with ME!"

 

[DaveC]

...and you wanna be my latex salesman.

 

[fah]

Is anyone here a marine biologist?