Behold as I launch my new caring image

[Kieran McConville]

Which is no more than a facade, but a very impressive one, as I'm sure you will see. Behold as I build a monument to my humility, and bury my enemies under tons of love.

Yea, underneath this new shiny exterior lurks the heart of a wretched beest. But on the outside, all is calm as the sun on the slopes of a high peak. All is benign.

I am benign. Yes. I am a nice person.

 

[Basstrap]

you, my friend, need to be buried under gallons and gallons of sulphuric aicd

your benign new character can join you

 

[Kieran McConville]

I love you, Brad the bartender. I've got lots of love to give.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

 

[Kieran McConville]

And yea, though my enemies may smite me low, I shall strike back with bolts of love.

 

[Basstrap]

so, basically you're a carebear?

 

[Elvis Presley]

I just cut the hair

 

[Basstrap]

which hair?

 

[Angela Harlem]

You're such a card.

K.

 

[zonelistener]

you've got to be sh*tting me!

 

[Elvis Presley]

which hair?

leave that to your imagination shirley.....

 

[Angela Harlem]

you've got to be sh*tting me!

shitting me is a very rare male name.
Very few men in the US are named shitting me.
Be proud of your unique name!



Be proud! Say it loud!

 

[Kieran McConville]

I love you, Brad the bartender! I've got lots of love to give!

 

[Elvis Presley]

Kieran, can you give that love in the form of finely knitted quilts? Im a big fan of those, my 14 cats and I like the warmth they provide....

-EP

 

[Kieran McConville]

I was Donnie the quizz kid, but now I'm just stupid!

 

[Calluna]

Don't believe him. It's all an act. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. That's his true agenda. Next thing you know it will be raining frogs.

 

[ouizy]

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yours,

 

[cujo]

This love lozenge you sent me...

arsenic is it?



mmm... Ars candy.

Wait. That sounded horribly wrong.

 

[Elvis Presley]

whatever you are doing, its working, cya tonight.....