Bear's greatest hit. Aural Mix.

[MrBrau1]

hey gang!!!

how the heck are ya?! HUH!!? GOOD?!?!



hope you all had a good weekend, especially all you wacky-quacky canadians who en7oyed a LONG WEEKEND!! haha! how was it? hey? was it good? yeah? how was it? huh? good? yeah??



anyway, i know you're all thinking "son of a bitch, i'm tired, it was a long weekend and i don't feel like doing anything during this week. SHIT!"

those EXACT SAME WORDS CAME TO MY MIND AS WELL. i can FEEL the same things you FEEL.

but shit! i've got game two of my series against our rival tommorow night, and it's a home game! admission is free, but the 50/50 will be huge! it might even be fan appreciation night.

and if you don't come, i'll hit your mouth.

i'm being awful now, aren't i? aren't i?? aren't i being awful??

believe ME. i KNOW.

but if you all wanna read my threads you're gonna have to SHUT UP.

now where was i.

oh yeah, your baby's a witch.

yes, there is!!! yes there is a way to prove it!!! doctor steven poop, get in here!!!

and yeeeesss, laugh all you want at his last name but he could very well be the man who'll save your baby!!!!!

doctor poop: "diagnosis? bad babysitting! medication? BASEBALL at caisenma's home town tommorow!"

haha! even the doctor is ORDERING baseball as a medication, guys!! what are you gonna do, exactly the opposite of what he said you were supposed to because of how you're feeling about being tired from the long weekend especially if it was a long one if you're canadian and you're really tired and now you wanna get back into the swing of things?!?!

haha!

you can't do that!

always listen to the doctor! come watch my baseball game!

Bears greatest hit. Set to music.

Who are the retards you got to sing this thing?

http://s37.you sendit.com/d.aspx?id=374VP2PRB3CME1VYDTHC7BUL4B

 

[-macphisto-]

This is genius! Nice job

 

[Calluna]

Alright MisterBrau, just what is this exactly that you're having us download here? Is it actually bear? Last time I downloaded something from you it was the sound of some guy farting or something so forgive me if I am wary of clicking the link.

 

[MrBrau1]

As far as I can tell, it's the first multi-vocalist rendition of an internet post, complete with drum accompaniment.

I found it on Limewire.

Either that, or Zoomer is ripping of his posts from unknown bands.

 

[Calluna]

I feel like I'm on crazy pills!

I demand an explanation!

I demand death!

 

[lmjhitman]

that was haunting, but cool.

i love how it wouldn't say ha ha, so it just spelled it out: h-a-h-a.

bear, you are man of many voices - is that you on fitter happier?

nice work, brau.

 

[zoney!]

Outstanding!

Best tribute to ever be posted.

 

[Se7en]

you deserve a promotion for this one, brau.

 

[lmjhitman]

bear, do you give aural? or

what?

 

[Zoomerang96]

i give oral, but i like receiving a lot better.

now you know.

this might be the best appreciation thread for anything or anyone in the history of everything.

thanks mr. brau. top notch!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

this keeps getting better with each listen.

i love the fact you changed voices...

so creepy. SO VERY CREEPY. i love it.

 

[Sicy]

I feel like I'm on crazy pills!

I demand an explanation!

I demand death!

Absolutely brilliant

 

[Zoomerang96]

sicy, i 7ust read something from a long time ago.

we were talking.

it's actually very funny.

 

[Sicy]

Oh I have all those conversations saved. Even a few voice files.



I just found a voice file of Calluna reciting her bear hunt poem for us

 

[meegannie]

This is one of the greatest things ever. And I hate deathbear. aitch-a aitch-a.

 

[Zoomerang96]

This is one of the greatest things ever. And I hate deathbear. aitch-a aitch-a.

really?

i thought we got on fine. you're even on my msn somehow...

and hate is such a strong word. did i make fun of you in school or something?

 

[zoney!]

I think I am on meggie's most hated list too.

 

[Zoomerang96]

meh.

that's her problem then. rather odd when someone like that hates you. you don't really see it...

i'm going for a nap.

i am SO TIRED, GUYS!!!!!!!!! LOL!

 

[Se7en]

am i on your msn zoomy???

 

[lmjhitman]

who's up for a threesome?

 

[Zoomerang96]

that's gross, hitman. leave me out of this, you're creepin' out the band.

-neil diamond's band

seven.

 

[Calluna]

who's up for a threesome?

 

[lmjhitman]

that's gross, hitman. leave me out of this, you're creepin' out the band.

-neil diamond's band

seven.

well SOMEone's on his high horse now after reaching 10 000 posts, hmmmm???

think you're too good for us?

fine! hang out with all >10 000 post people.

see if i care.

*sniffs

 

[Zoomerang96]

if you didn't care, you wouldn't be crying like a big baby.

...you big baby.

 

[lmjhitman]

hey baby!

 

[Zoomerang96]

don't talk like that in front of the others.

i don't "know you", remember?!

 

[lmjhitman]

come on, bear.

talk to me in that creepy computer voice of yours.

 

[Zoomerang96]

no.

i don't talk in creepy computer voices anymore.

 

[lmjhitman]

H-A

H-A

 

[meegannie]

really?

i thought we got on fine. you're even on my msn somehow...

and hate is such a strong word. did i make fun of you in school or something?

Next time I'll make more use of .