Bears

[Utoo]

The biggest threat to American security!

 

[tpsreports2424]

I live for threads like these and like to get an imput before closed...



Now..

 

[Chizip]

why would this thread be closed?

 

[Utoo]

Maybe he's afraid of bears?

 

[Liesje]

Meet "Gimpy". She's a local grizzly where my aunt and fam currently live (on research sabbatical). This is my aunt's brother-in-law and said bear:

I'm scared of bears. The only wild one I've seen in Michigan was a cub, thank goodness. A guy at my church almost had his head ripped off by a bear.

 

[Utoo]

With bears being such a national threat, I'm not sure that a fishing pole would be my weapon of choice...

 

[LMP]

I hear women's periods attract bears.

They can smell the menstruation.*

* - said by Brick from Anchorman, not me

 

[Liesje]

I hear women's periods attract bears.

They can smell the menstruation.

It's actually not true.

 

[BluRmGrl]

I hear women's periods attract bears.

They can smell the menstruation.

I bet that line gets you all the ladies, huh?

 

[LMP]

I bet that line gets you all the ladies, huh?

go to the virginity thread.

It's from Anchorman, I'll go edit so I don't look like that much of a mysogynistic jerkoff.

 

[love_u2_adam]

i seen a bear when i was in British Columbia

it was sooo cute and fuzzy!!!!

 

[BluRmGrl]

go to the virginity thread.

It's from Anchorman, I'll go edit so I don't look like that much of a mysogynistic jerkoff.

OK... you get a Pass on that comment. Any guy under 20 - hell, 35! - who knows the correct definition AND spelling of 'misogynistic' can't be all bad.

 

[Utoo]

i seen a bear when i was in British Columbia

it was sooo cute and fuzzy!!!!

That's how they get you. They pretend to be all warm and fuzzy

and just when you get in close to help scratch his foot:

 

[Chizip]

ive been afraid of bears ever since i saw the movie the great outdoors

 

[zoney!]

I just hope Bono isn't anywhere near those bears.

 

[Liesje]

So there's probably no one in the western world who hasn't seen this, but this is what I think of anytime I read "bear"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft0AN2CuSLc

 

[love_u2_adam]

That's how they get you. They pretend to be all warm and fuzzy

and just when you get in close to help scratch his foot:

mommy!!!!


i also saw one at the Calgary zoo(i think there's something special about those ones )......that was fun....it came up to the glass too......and guess what i did

 

[Zoomerang96]

how can this thread be on page two, and not have any mention of me?

what has this place come to?

i don't get any respect...

 

[waynetravis]

ive been afraid of bears ever since i saw the movie the great outdoors

"A bald headed bear!!!"

 

[Bonochick]

I was watching the news one morning, and they were giving advice on how to handle bears. It seriously said on the screen:

Bears: Don't Poke Them

 

[Tiger Edge]

I like bears.

Maybe its because I live so far from bears that I like them.
I don't live far from sharks though. When can we make a shark thread?

 

[Sicy]

I've only seen bears at the zoo. But ya they're kinda scary.

 

[Bonochick]

I remember a couple times as a kid having to be called inside because a bear had been spotted. Silly bears...ruining our outdoor fun.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I just hope Bono isn't anywhere near those bears.

 

[kellyahern]

no exceptions

 

[RavenBlue]

I like bears. As long as you respect them and keep out of their way.. they'll usually keep out of yours.

There's been one around here lately, stocking up for winter I suspects

 

[Calluna]

DEATH TO BEARS!

no exceptions

Thank you, KellyAhern. You are a true hero.

This thread gets the Colbert Nation seal of approval.

 

[Utoo]

I like bears. As long as you respect them and keep out of their way.. they'll usually keep out of yours.

Easy to say when you're a mere squirrel....

 

[Utoo]

I like bears.

Maybe its because I live so far from bears that I like them.
I don't live far from sharks though. When can we make a shark thread?

Haha....when I first read your post, I thought you said "shakers." I thought, "What's so scary about Shakers?" Then I remembered a video we saw in sociology class a few years ago....

 

[Irvine511]

and some bears are a threat to traditional marriage ...