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Old 03-24-2008, 10:19 PM   #826
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I would suggest whoring it up, but it's easier for girls I guess.

If a guy tries to seduce a girl, typically she gets disgusted and is all like "AS IF."

But if a girl tries to seduce a guy, he'll just be like "OMG I AM SO LUCKY."

Breasts have magic powers.


See, I'm the guy who thinks it's cool to hang out in libraries. I'm completely fucked from the start.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Old 03-24-2008, 10:19 PM   #827
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Another reason why i'm not too worried - i don't really want to be that guy, cracking onto everyone.
Just find a nymphomaniac.

Or a prostitute.

My services may be available
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:20 PM   #828
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man mofo82 also used a funny pic of bono with 2 girls that i was waiting to caption. his poster is lame, mine woudla been better.
Just post it anyway.

I absolutely loved Utoo's "BIG GIRLS: Are breast" one.

BONO = OWNED.
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:21 PM   #829
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146/1 at tea chasing 550 or so.
Wow, we've made 146 for the loss of just one wicket? That's far, far better than I expected!

Now can we just bat out tomorrow ...
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:21 PM   #830
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More bloody cricket.
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:22 PM   #831
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Just find a nymphomaniac.

Or a prostitute.

My services may be available
The first two shouldn't count, it's lazy purity points loss! Same as getting a hard on or having a wank.


Your services...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Howdy Bastards and bastardettes
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See, I'm the guy who thinks it's cool to hang out in libraries. I'm completely fucked from the start.
You're not completely fucked. Just find yourself a librarian.
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Now can we just bat out tomorrow ...
And If Steve Waugh can come out of retirement?
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My parents were married for 3 years when I was born, but oh well
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:24 PM   #836
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You're not completely fucked. Just find yourself a librarian.


Or an equally nerdy girl at least.

But come on, people, old newspaper archives ...
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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My parents were married for 3 years when I was born, but oh well
If I remember correctly, aren't you seriously taller than them? You were adopted, Daniel.
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You're not completely fucked. Just find yourself a librarian.
I just read that as "you just completely fucked yourself a librarian!"
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We need a poster about him and how he ruins fun.
i'd prefer not to get banned thanks. maybe one here. without setting off any modalarms.
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Musty old books

Yea, my parents were married too when they had me. They're divorced now though.. does that make me a post-bastardette?
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