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Old 03-24-2008, 09:34 PM   #766
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No I don't, but maybe I should do one?
Well personally I think it's as important as the location listing at the start of each thread!
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No I don't, but maybe I should do one?

Then everyone will know I really need a life.
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I could have pushed it to 87% pure, as those fundies claim masturbation is a sin, but I refuse to believe there is a single adult male on earth who has never masturbated.
I think it's referred to as hand slippage or an itch....
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Well personally I think it's as important as the location listing at the start of each thread!


I'm having trouble remembering some, though. We might need a premium to do some searches.
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When i stop looking so damn good in it
That's only because you're wearing my CFM boots with it....
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I'm having trouble remembering some, though. We might need a premium to do some searches.
Here ready for your instruction...SIR!
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OK, I just took the test as if I were a US fundamentalist nutjob male, married at age 17, kids by 18. This guy, with the most boring romance and sex life in history, is 86% pure!

I could have pushed it to 87% pure, as those fundies claim masturbation is a sin, but I refuse to believe there is a single adult male on earth who has never masturbated.
The wanking isn't the part that drags down their scores. The stuff that would drag down their scores would be the paedophilia and gay sex
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That's only because you're wearing my CFM boots with it....
Yeah....watch out for tinea
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I could have pushed it to 87% pure, as those fundies claim masturbation is a sin, but I refuse to believe there is a single adult male on earth who has never masturbated.
Calling screwtape a liar?
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OK, without doing any illegal drugs or committing any other illegal acts, it is still possible to be 59% corrupt and a virgin.
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Yeah....watch out for tinea
I peed in them first for you.....
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Calling screwtape a liar?
Frankly, yes! 98% pure AT MOST.
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OK, without doing any illegal drugs or committing any other illegal acts, it is still possible to be 59% corrupt and a virgin.
That's the thing that annoys me about those purity tests. They focus too much on drug use. I'm gonna have to get pretty damn kinky if I wanna get my purity score lowered without taking drugs

Time to haul out the handcuffs and leather boots.
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OK, without doing any illegal drugs or committing any other illegal acts, it is still possible to be 59% corrupt and a virgin.
My corruption score should be at least one or two points higher for hanging out in Blue Crack chat threads ...
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I think my hypothetical goal was an even 50-50.
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