Bastard Township Superthread

[bono_man2002]

If I remember correctly, aren't you seriously taller than them? You were adopted, Daniel.

Yeah, height runs on dads side of the family though. My uncle is taller than dad, who was about my height.

 

[jobob]

Gluey!

here I am trying to cheer up Axver, and you're perving my words!

 

[coolian2]

Wow, we've made 146 for the loss of just one wicket? That's far, far better than I expected!

Now can we just bat out tomorrow ...

Someone must have told Bell unless he performs he won't be going to England.

I'd drop him regardless.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I just read that as "you just completely fucked yourself a librarian!"

 

[Gluey]

Gluey!

here I am trying to cheer up Axver, and you're perving my words!

Not me I'm an

 

[bono_man2002]

Musty old books

Yea, my parents were married too when they had me. They're divorced now though.. does that make me a post-bastardette?

....Maybe

 

[Axver]

Yeah, height runs on dads side of the family though. My uncle is taller than dad, who was about my height.

Ah, OK. I thought you were quite a bit taller than both your parents, but I admittedly only met them very briefly.

 

[coolian2]

I just read that as "you just completely fucked yourself a librarian!"

What an idea! I should cruise the library to pick up chicks

 

[major_panic]

Or an equally nerdy girl at least.

But come on, people, old newspaper archives ...

I'm pretty screwed as well, I'd say. Shiny weapons! Theology! Books! Sailing! Asians! Only about two or three of these actually go together!

 

[Axver]

Someone must have told Bell unless he performs he won't be going to England.

I'd drop him regardless.

Got a better option, though? Our depth for some spots is rather weak ...

 

[phillyfan26]

I have a 6-11 uncle.

I'm 5-6.

As many have put it, "What the hell happened to you?"

 

[Gluey]

What an idea! I should cruise the library to pick up chicks

You'd have to keep quiet though

 

[bono_man2002]

What an idea! I should cruise the library to pick up chicks

Is that a book mark in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Axver]

I'm pretty screwed as well, I'd say. Shiny weapons! Theology! Books! Sailing! Asians! Only about two or three of these actually go together!

No, you're a cool guy. I think I'm a bit more fucked!

 

[major_panic]

I have a 6-11 uncle.

I'm 5-6.

As many have put it, "What the hell happened to you?"

Interference stunted your growth?

 

[phillyfan26]

i'd prefer not to get banned thanks. maybe one here. without setting off any modalarms.

Ah yes, they're on to us.

I might do something subtle.

 

[bono_man2002]

I have a 6-11 uncle.

I'm 5-6.

As many have put it, "What the hell happened to you?"

6-11!, holy cow!

 

[jobob]

Yea, my parents were married too when they had me. They're divorced now though.. does that make me a post-bastardette?

Same here ... I never thought about this before

 

[Gluey]

I think I'm a bit more fucked!

No you're too pure to be that fucked.

 

[major_panic]

Is that a book mark in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

WIN

 

[coolian2]

You'd have to keep quiet though

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Okay, what's better:

Or the first picture with the second caption?

 

[RavenBlue]

Really, I have quite a broad arrangement of interests.. and yet, I'm still single

 

[coolian2]

Got a better option, though? Our depth for some spots is rather weak ...

Probably not.

 

[major_panic]

Ah yes, they're on to us.

I might do something subtle.

 

[Axver]

6-11!, holy cow!

Nice to know there's somebody out there to make even you feel short.

 

[coolian2]

Hey baby, check out these periodicals


15d

 

[Varitek]

you know, i actually AM a bastard, in the technical sense.

also, mofo's poster about mlk was actually pretty good. coulda been done better, but it was good.

 

[major_panic]

No you're too pure to be fucked.

Fixed it for you.

 

[phillyfan26]

Okay, what's better:

Or the first picture with the second caption?

They're on to us, but that first picture is gold. Most captions would work with that. In fact, mofo82 might be the only one who would fuck that opportunity up. Kind of ironic ... or something.