Bastard Township Superthread

[redhotswami]

Oh, I'll get you there Mia *wink wink nudge nudge*

you'd be the one to do it!

 

[the tourist]

G'day, you fucking bastard.

Thanks. But my parents were married.

 

[redhotswami]

I figure I can hang on for 21 more unico posts.

 

[Axver]

My post count is only :tries to do the math: a fifth of yours, and I need more of a life!

Actually, I think your post count is closer to a seventh of mine.

And I have been registered 1.5 years longer than you.

 

[the tourist]

I've been frightfully absent lately. Probably due to spring break. You know, I've actually been doing stuff!

 

[the tourist]

Penis.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Psh, stuff is for people that have lives.

 

[Axver]

Thanks. But my parents were married.

That's what YOU think.

Actually, that seriously happened to my great aunts/uncles. Out of eleven children, the first five were born out of wedlock but were always led to believe they had been born in wedlock.

 

[jobob]

Actually, I think your post count is closer to a seventh of mine.

I never said I was good at math.

 

[the tourist]

3 more til I hit an interesting number....

 

[Axver]

I've been frightfully absent lately. Probably due to spring break. You know, I've actually been doing stuff!

See, for the rest of us, i.e. myself and the Maj. and Pee Fan and so forth, it seems that the spring/Easter holidays have given us more, not less, time to post. You fail at postwhoring, Andrew.

 

[the tourist]

Psh, stuff is for people that have lives.

I know.

 

[the tourist]

See, for the rest of us, i.e. myself and the Maj. and Pee Fan and so forth, it seems that the spring/Easter holidays have given us more, not less, time to post. You fail at postwhoring, Andrew.

I fear I'm falling from interference again. You know, the whole band thing.

 

[Axver]

Belated congrats on 40k, Axver.

Thanks. Did you see it?

 

[the tourist]

That's what YOU think.

Actually, that seriously happened to my great aunts/uncles. Out of eleven children, the first five were born out of wedlock but were always led to believe they had been born in wedlock.

I was the final child.

 

[Axver]

I fear I'm falling from interference again. You know, the whole band thing.

Just as long as you don't become fully absent again. The place wouldn't be the same without you.

 

[the tourist]

Thanks. Did you see it?

Nope. I don't go back and read what I've missed. I've not enough time for that.

 

[the tourist]

Just as long as you don't become fully absent again. The place wouldn't be the same without you.

I know. Cuz I'm fucking awesome.

 

[the tourist]

3 different kinds of awesome, to be precise.

 

[Axver]

Nope. I don't go back and read what I've missed. I've not enough time for that.

OK, well, for #39,999, I wrote the most stereotypical Axver post ever, and then posted this for #40,000:

 

[the tourist]

Maybe 4, but the 4th hasn't necessarily been determined yet. Chuck Norris will be by soon to decide.

 

[redhotswami]

Thanks. Did you see it?

i don't think i did. link me!

:lazy:

Edit: I'm pretty slow, guys

 

[the tourist]

OK, well, for #39,999, I wrote the most stereotypical Axver post ever, and then posted this for #40,000:

Impressive.

 

[Axver]

i don't think i did. link me!

:lazy:

Edit: I'm pretty slow, guys

Type faster.

 

[the tourist]

But I shit gold.

 

[the tourist]

i don't think i did. link me!

:lazy:

Edit: I'm pretty slow, guys

 

[Axver]

Andrew, I do hope you've seen the demotivational poster thread on EYKIW.

 

[redhotswami]

Type faster.

FUCK my touchpad!

 

[Axver]

But can you do strange and exciting things with your touchpad like Ian could?

 

[the tourist]

Andrew, I do hope you've seen the demotivational poster thread on EYKIW.

No. But I've seen them all on google images already, I'm sure. Like the dvd rewinder.