Bastard Township Superthread

[coolian2]

Electric Toaster
Electric Toaster
Electric Toaster oooooooooooooooooooooooooh baby don't cry

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Guys...

Love is a tentpole, love the higher law

 

[major_panic]

One of the lesser Dire Straits songs.

Sultans Of Swing is good, but Telegraph Road is where it's at.

Can you tell that I only know one Dire Straits song?

Another good song is April Sun in Cuba.

 

[Axver]

wow maj and ax, bitter much?

You would be too if your university were slashing programmes and illogically restructuring degrees just to rake in a bit more cash.

I swear, it's going to be a financial flop - the import Asian students may go for it, but local students will abandon it and flock to Monash, RMIT, et al. People don't want this half-Americanised, vaguely Europeanised, totally fucked "Melbourne Model" degree. The Law, Education, etc. faculties are all going to fold. And it'll all be on Glyn Davis's head, the stupid moron. I cannot wait for him to resign.

 

[coolian2]

Guys...

Love is a tentpole, love the higher law

Bacon, bacon, bacon and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

 

[Axver]

Can you tell that I only know one Dire Straits song?

Another good song is April Sun in Cuba.

LISTEN TO TELEGRAPH ROAD NOW.

 

[major_panic]

You would be too if your university were slashing programmes and illogically restructuring degrees just to rake in a bit more cash.

I swear, it's going to be a financial flop - the import Asian students may go for it, but local students will abandon it and flock to Monash, RMIT, et al. People don't want this half-Americanised, vaguely Europeanised, totally fucked "Melbourne Model" degree. The Law, Education, etc. faculties are all going to fold. And it'll all be on Glyn Davis's head, the stupid moron. I cannot wait for him to resign.

I walked past him the other day at uni. I dearly wished that I'd had a weapon on me at the time.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Bacon, bacon, bacon and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

oh dear!

 

[Varitek]

ok i'm going to bed. at 6am. i ahve to wake up in 4 hours. i hate my sleep habits.

 

[Axver]

The sky's full of felines
It's a beautiful day

 

[major_panic]

My neighbor used to think it went:

underwear underwear
underwear underwear
I will Follow...

 

[Varitek]

i musta missed the bacon and ham post.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

In summer I can taste the salt of the sea
There's a cat blowing out of control on a breeze

 

[Axver]

I walked past him the other day at uni. I dearly wished that I'd had a weapon on me at the time.

Wow, really? I've never seen him in person. Once saw him speaking to the National Press Club on the ABC though. Oh non-existent God, he is the worst public speaker I've ever seen. Remind me to imitate him when we catch up next week. He's like a fucking meerkat or something.

 

[major_panic]

The sky's full of felines
It's a beautiful day

I actually hear that, to be honest.

 

[Varitek]

The sky's full of felines
It's a beautiful day

oh dear.

i still sometimes sing it "iodine in the sky" but at least that makes sense, stained sky...sorta.

and i still think it should be storm and not stone.

 

[mysterious_jen]

LISTEN TO TELEGRAPH ROAD NOW.

i do have a god his name is mark Knopfler

 

[Axver]

ok i'm going to bed. at 6am. i ahve to wake up in 4 hours. i hate my sleep habits.

You're insane, Vazza. G'night!

 

[Axver]

oh dear.

i still sometimes sing it "iodine in the sky" but at least that makes sense, stained sky...sorta.

and i still think it should be storm and not stone.

I like "iodine in the sky", it's ... interesting imagery.

And I totally agree re: storm vs stone.

 

[Varitek]

yes, i am insane. more so right now than usual. i am in mancraze mode. i hate that. and i can't blame it on pms anymore.

night!

 

[coolian2]

Night Vazza

 

[coolian2]

i musta missed the bacon and ham post.

Shit, are we referencing an active thread?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

One more:

Edge is blowing in the breeze, wild honey.



There are a lot of cats and Edges flying around on ATYCLB

 

[major_panic]

Wow, really? I've never seen him in person. Once saw him speaking to the National Press Club on the ABC though. Oh non-existent God, he is the worst public speaker I've ever seen. Remind me to imitate him when we catch up next week. He's like a fucking meerkat or something.

 

[major_panic]

yes, i am insane. more so right now than usual. i am in mancraze mode. i hate that. and i can't blame it on pms anymore.

night!

See ya Vari!

 

[Axver]

May I just say I'm pissed that someone - was it Ian? - already used the "umbrella ella ella ey ey ey" joke for a demotivational poster? I can't think of anything else for a screenshot I've got of Bono with that US flag umbrella on Popmart.

 

[phillyfan26]

Morning, bastards.

 

[major_panic]

Morning, bastards.

PFan, good to see you again.

 

[Axver]

Morning, Appreciator of Urine.

 

[coolian2]

May I just say I'm pissed that someone - was it Ian? - already used the "umbrella ella ella ey ey ey" joke for a demotivational poster? I can't think of anything else for a screenshot I've got of Bono with that US flag umbrella on Popmart.

Sorry


But i've managed to get away with re-captioning the same image, i'm sure you can get away with retrying the joke.

I presume you aren't going to make a Bono hearts The Edge and The Edge hearts Bono joke