Bar, Montenegro Superthread

[LemonMelon]

Bosnia for a month, then backpacking for a bit.

Good to know. She would often go on about how much she wanted to backpack across Europe again, so I'm glad she has the opportunity now.

Shame I couldn't see her off. That's almost as sad as missing out on Transvestina Turner.

 

[Axver]

True, but, judging by your purity score, Hell is not in your future.

Come on, I'm a railfan. I've gone into more tunnels than you ever will.

 

[phanan]

Nope. Just me. I'm the only Steeler fan, too, I think. At least the only one in Put Em Under Pressure. Watching the Yanks now, thank you DirecTV....Top 3, Yanks up 1-0, Giambi went deep again....I wanted that guy released a month ago, but he's kind of gone berserk lately.

Khan is a Steelers fan, although she hardly ever goes over there. You're all set now.

Giambi hits home runs and nothing else lately, it seems.

And who the hell is this pitcher for the Yankees?

 

[No spoken words]

Good to know. She would often go on about how much she wanted to backpack across Europe again, so I'm glad she has the opportunity now.

Shame I couldn't see her off. That's almost as sad as missing out on Transvestina Turner.

It's sadder than Tranvest whateverthefuck Turner. She's a good egg, that Vazza. Dalton will be crushed. I think she will be stateside in 3-4 months, for like a month, then she goes to Geneva for a few months.

 

[Axver]

This is true. They're so dreamy to look at.

Steam locomotives would be right at home in Hell, though. All that fire and smoke and ash.

 

[No spoken words]

Come on, I'm a railfan. I've gone into more tunnels than you ever will.

This is a funny sentence.

 

[No spoken words]

Khan is a Steelers fan, although she hardly ever goes over there. You're all set now.

Giambi hits home runs and nothing else lately, it seems.

And who the hell is this pitcher for the Yankees?

Yeah, she is, forgot. Sorry, Mod.

Rasner? He's been up for almost a month now, and he was up a bit last year and the year before. He's pitching over his head.....great control, though.....throwing strikes is half the battle, obviously.

 

[Axver]

Would one of you lazy bastards care to do the dishes for me?

Why did I put this off from last night.

 

[LemonMelon]

This is a funny sentence.

Props to Axver for saying something genuinely hilarious.

 

[phanan]

Yeah, she is, forgot. Sorry, Mod.

Rasner? He's been up for almost a month now, and he was up a bit last year and the year before. He's pitching over his head.....great control, though.....throwing strikes is half the battle, obviously.

I just looked at his ERA. He's actually probably got one of the best ones on the whole team.

He's a keeper.

 

[phillyfan26]

With Dave in the Canadian Army, I'm the only Phils and Eagles fan now, if my numbers are right.

 

[phanan]

Would one of you lazy bastards care to do the dishes for me?

Why did I put this off from last night.

I've got my own to do, but at least they are all from tonight.

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm even more alone sports-wise.

I blame Jim Zorn for being too badass to handle.

 

[phanan]

With Dave in the Canadian Army, I'm the only Phils and Eagles fan now, if my numbers are right.

Wasn't there another guy who showed up every now and then from Philly? Can't recall his name at the moment.

 

[No spoken words]

I just looked at his ERA. He's actually probably got one of the best ones on the whole team.

He's a keeper.

For now. He's not better than Wang or Mussina at this point. Nor is he better than Joba. Or Pettitte. Let's see where everyone's ERAs are in August.....But, he's doing a good job thus far, better than Kennedy or Hughes did.

 

[No spoken words]

I'm even more alone sports-wise.

I blame Jim Zorn for being too badass to handle.

Don't make Zorn materialize from out of nowhere.

 

[phanan]

I'm even more alone sports-wise.

I blame Jim Zorn for being too badass to handle.

Ah yes, the Redskins.

Sorry about that.

 

[Axver]

I've got my own to do, but at least they are all from tonight.

Last night was a night of excessive procrastination in Axverland. I better go do something about that. Damn dishes.

Days like these, I wish I had a dishwasher.

 

[No spoken words]

With Dave in the Canadian Army, I'm the only Phils and Eagles fan now, if my numbers are right.

That's a great beginning to a sentence.

 

[phanan]

For now. He's not better than Wang or Mussina at this point. Nor is he better than Joba. Or Pettitte. Let's see where everyone's ERAs are in August.....But, he's doing a good job thus far, better than Kennedy or Hughes did.

I can't see Mussina keeping this up, either.

 

[No spoken words]

I can't see Mussina keeping this up, either.

I can, and I'll tell you why. He's locating nicely, he's re-learning to pitch inside, which he's just not done for years now. He really looks good lately. We'll see, but, I'd be surprised if he had a major drop-off.

 

[phanan]

I can, and I'll tell you why. He's locating nicely, he's re-learning to pitch inside, which he's just not done for years now. He really looks good lately. We'll see, but, I'd be surprised if he had a major drop-off.

Isn't this the last year of his contract?

 

[LemonMelon]

Ah yes, the Redskins.

Sorry about that.

I correctly predicted a 9-7 season for us last year.

This year I'm going with 8-8. The new system will fuck us up, but the pieces are there. Our passing game will be far superior to last year, but the defense will struggle. It'll be interesting to see, though it won't be a pretty sight.

 

[No spoken words]

Isn't this the last year of his contract?

I think so. He might have a club option year left.

 

[phanan]

I correctly predicted a 9-7 season for us last year.

This year I'm going with 8-8. The new system will fuck us up, but the pieces are there. Our passing game will be far superior to last year, but the defense will struggle. It'll be interesting to see, though it won't be a pretty sight.

The division is just brutal for the Redskins. 8-8 is a reasonable prediction.

 

[phanan]

I think so. He might have a club option year left.

I don't think he comes back no matter how well he ends up doing, but it could open up things with some other clubs.

 

[phillyfan26]

Wasn't there another guy who showed up every now and then from Philly? Can't recall his name at the moment.

Nate Dogg. Philly fan from Florida. Appears every few months.

That's a great beginning to a sentence.

I'm not sure what's funnier: Dave in the Army, or the idea that Canada needs an Army.

(Until, you know, you invade it.)

 

[No spoken words]

If you want to laugh, LM, check out the Steelers upcoming schedule. Just fucking brutal.

 

[No spoken words]

I don't think he comes back no matter how well he ends up doing, but it could open up things with some other clubs.

Oh, agreed, this is his pinstripes swan song.

 

[phanan]

If you want to laugh, LM, check out the Steelers upcoming schedule. Just fucking brutal.

Yeah, I don't know what they did to get that schedule, but it totally sucks.

Other than some west coast trips, the Patriots actually have an easier schedule this year than last. Go figure.