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Old 02-29-2008, 04:24 PM   #946
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I think the first time would be an exploratory few hours. I would discover what excites her. Like semi-circle...
Please draw me a diagram. I have no idea what the semi-circle position would look like, and this is your chance to educate me, for once.
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I haven't seen Tin Cup. Who's the female lead in that? The woman from the Thomas Crown Affair?

I dig her.
Rene Russo.

Thomas Crown Affair = Brosnan banging Russo on a stair case. Nice.
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that'd be awesome.

my wireless is allegedly shutting off at 5 for an upgrade (it could use it too) so i'll be out then for a bit. until then, Screwtape, could you describe for me the anatomy of a vagina, from memory, and the utility of the various parts?

One thing on this: if you compare the vag to a flower, I will drive to Omaha and break your fingers.
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Rene Russo.

Thomas Crown Affair = Brosnan banging Russo on a stair case. Nice.

Hell yes. She's sexy as hell in that movie.
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until then, Screwtape, could you describe for me the anatomy of a vagina, from memory, and the utility of the various parts?
I remember all I need from this little haiku

Female anatomy
Like inside of a flower.
The G Spot is key.
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One thing on this: if you compare the vag to a flower, I will drive to Omaha and break your fingers.
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I remember all I need from this little haiku

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Like inside of a flower.
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One thing on this: if you compare the vag to a flower, I will drive to Omaha and break your fingers.
Woops.
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Screwtape, could you describe for me the anatomy of a vagina, from memory, and the utility of the various parts?
Am I the only male in this thread that thinks the biggest miscarriage of justice on Interference right now is the absence of Varitek here:

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I remember all I need from this little haiku

Female anatomy
Like inside of a flower.
The G Spot is key.

Fuckin'hell!

I've got a drive. Someone crab August and Everything After for me.
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I remember all I need from this little haiku

Female anatomy
Like inside of a flower.
The G Spot is key.
Also, serious PHAIL. The gspot is elusive and a much surer bet is to go for the clitoris. Do you know where the GSpot is, where the clitoris is, and what the difference in sensation is? Also, what motions might you use on the clitoris, vs mostions on the G-Spot?

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I tell you what, Screwtape. Before I make the drive, why don't you go down to the local strip bar and bury your face in a few hot boxes and come back and tell me if they smelled anything like a flower.

Thanks,
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Do you know where the GSpot is?
Everybody pay close attention now...
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Am I the only male in this thread that thinks the biggest miscarriage of justice on Interference right now is the absence of Varitek here:

http://forum.interference.com/t182639.html
There was a photo posted of me at some point after the Liberty medal thing, a few in fact. Coolian and Lance are my facebook friends and have access to countless pictures of me drinking various types of alcohol. However, if either of them posts pictures here (I trust Mia won't) I will personally hunt them down and kill them. You guys don't need any more encouragement to wank off while thinking about me.
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Female anatomy
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This reminds me of Kieffer in Young Guns.

But of course, he was high as fuck.
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