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Old 02-29-2008, 03:58 PM   #901
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Dalton: If you consider romance to be KFC, home for porn and sex and still time to watch The Daily Show.
One day Dalton will regale you with the romantic story of how he got engaged to his wife. Suffice to say, it involved a Big Top, a juggling dwarf and the bearded lady aka Lance's Mom.
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Old 02-29-2008, 04:00 PM   #902
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Cause she's old enough to vote?

We get it man.
Joke, beaten to death
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And yet I still laugh
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Old 02-29-2008, 04:01 PM   #903
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One day Dalton will regale you with the romantic story of how he got engaged to his wife. Suffice to say, it involved a Big Top, a juggling dwarf and the bearded lady aka Lance's Mom.

That's bull shit, Ian. Don't believe it.

I tied the ring to my pubic hair and asked her to go down on me while I was watching a game.

Screwtape, I don't mind if you use that one. I thought it was creative. Don't tie it too tight though. My wife got excited and pulled. Yikes.
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Joke, beaten to death
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And yet I still laugh

I had a much better one earlier in the thread.
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Shudder.
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I had a much better one earlier in the thread.
I couldn't care less
Dalton, just shut the fuck up
Patrick Swayze sucks
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I had a much better one earlier in the thread.
I've had a few not so bad Haikus, so, yeah.
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I couldn't care less
Dalton, just shut the fuck up
Patrick Swayze sucks

I'm not your damn mom
Go fight with her, leave me out
cranky son of bitch
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I couldn't care less
Dalton, just shut the fuck up
Patrick Swayze sucks
Dalton and PFan
Can you do me a favor
go and get a room
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Dear No spoken words
Two, or three, can play this game
Rescue Pet Team unite
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Where is everyone?
It's the Temple Bar crew here
What's happening, guys?
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You totally want to get in a RV, pick up Varitek and P-Fan, take them, your wife and kid and follow the Red Sox around for 6 months.
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Oh Screwtape's blue balls
make me chuckle, let's hope he
never bends knuckle
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Hey THE AMENDMENT
please check your last line above
6 syllables, ass
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Seriously, how do you feel about being a second wife? I will never love you as much as my first wife, but we don't have a lot sheets in our house and our basement is as cold as fuck so you won't have to worry about the sweating.
I heard you were ugly, and I will only be a first and only wife, so sorry, but no.

And I don't sweat a lot all the time, only during heavy physical activity!

Hi Pfan
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