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Old 02-29-2008, 03:47 PM   #886
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he's Screwtape2...


where's the real one?
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Seriously, how do you feel about being a second wife? I will never love you as much as my first wife, but we don't have a lot sheets in our house and our basement is as cold as fuck so you won't have to worry about the sweating.
You totally want to get in a RV, pick up Varitek and P-Fan, take them, your wife and kid and follow the Tigers around for 6 months.
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You take Vtek and Pfan out of that equation and I'm in. I get irritable when there are too many people on a trip.
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I can't, he's too good of a guy.

Green grass, picnic lunch
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PLEASE WAKE UP SCREWTAPE

Oops.
Well done.

And he is a very good sport.
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screwtape, i want answers.

also, how would you ask a girl to marry you?

what positions would you most like to do it in (rank top 5 or 10)?

what type of girl do you find attractive?
Asking a girl to marry me. We would be in bed or the bath. I would give her a small box. She would open it. There would be the ring. I would whisper into her ear..."marry me."

Horizontal, vertical, diagonal, semi-circle...I don't know. I would have to know what she liked.

The most attractive women to me are brilliant, creative, artist, compassionate souls. An artist in short.
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i've nothing to contribute, but i've found the last few pages highly entertaining
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Horizontal, vertical, diagonal, semi-circle...I don't know. I would have to know what she liked.

The correct answer is: "What do you call that position when your legs are crossed infront of my neck like a bow tie?"


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The most attractive women to me are brilliant, creative, artist, compassionate souls. An artist in short.
Rosie O'Donnell is an artist. Does she count?
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no she doesn't
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Well done.

And he is a very good sport.
And I'm sure we all have a little bit of the romantic in all of us. Dalton?
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no she doesn't

Cause she's old enough to vote?

We get it man.
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THAT IS NOT A DATE.

TRY AGAIN.
Fine. We go to a play and hold hands. Afterwards we kiss for the first time. We talk for hours about our interests. We then realize it is early morning. Then I stay the night I guess. I don't know.
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And I'm sure we all have a little bit of the romantic in all of us. Dalton?

Absolutely. Nothing says romance like showing up at home and all I'm wearing is a whip cream thong.
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And I'm sure we all have a little bit of the romantic in all of us. Dalton?
Dalton: If you consider romance to be KFC, home for porn and sex and still time to watch The Daily Show.
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Absolutely. Nothing says romance like showing up at home and all I'm wearing is a whip cream thong.
Thank goodness we do not know what you look like cos the imagery would be unwelcome. However, life is cruel and now I'm picturing Jim Leyland in a whip cream thong. Thanks Dalton!
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Dalton: If you consider romance to be KFC, home for porn and sex and still time to watch The Daily Show.

The Daily Show? Isn't that the one with the communist host that is only shown on one of them cable networks?
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