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Old 02-29-2008, 03:26 PM   #826
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Or a gym sock.
Just fill up her vagina with sad first.

edit: meant sand, but sad is just better.
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Or a gym sock.
I've always considered the gym sock to be a tool for a solo operation, but I suppose if you were traveling down a highway and not a secluded country lane it could work.
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Just fill up her vagina with sad first.

edit: meant sand, but sad is just better.
Oh, sad is MUCH funnier. Nice.
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I've always considered the gym sock to be a tool for a solo operation, but I suppose if you were traveling down a highway and not a secluded country lane it could work.
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Oh, sad is MUCH funnier. Nice.
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Of course there would be a condom. Male and female condoms to a little more safe. They would go on after I knew she was ready. I'm fine with sex before marriage by the way.
WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
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WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
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It's the adventures of young Dr. Sue. (Does anyone know who Dr. Sue is????)
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WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
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sweet! i popped in just in time.
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WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
-birth control pills/the ring/etc

ANNIE FUCKIN' SAVOY ladies and gentlemen.

Screwtape, you should also try breathing out of your eyelids.
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It's the adventures of young Dr. Sue. (Does anyone know who Dr. Sue is????)
That old woman on O? Sex Talk?
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I'm sad I must go to school now.
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Holla. My ex used to make me watch. Surreal.
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WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
-birth control pills/the ring/etc
I didn't know that. Thank you. We need you in the public schools.
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