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Old 02-29-2008, 03:08 PM   #796
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do you live under a rock?

Are you really in Nebraska, Screwtape?
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:09 PM   #797
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He's reciting poetry to the screen.
No. Though practice does make perfect.

I'm actually watching a spring training game between the Dodgers and the Braves on ESPN. The Braves could be really good this year.
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I think so. Does my opinion count as truth?
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:11 PM   #799
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Are you really in Nebraska, Screwtape?
Yes. Years of public school didn't teach me enough sexual lingo.
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screwtape, how would you ask the woman you were in love with to make love to you for the first time?
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Yes. Years of public school didn't teach me enough sexual lingo.

No but I'm sure you should have learned a thing or two by watching the cows?
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awww poor harry had to withdraw from afghanistan. probably a smart move.
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screwtape, how would you ask the woman you were in love with to make love to you for the first time?
Vtek, will you please PLEASE change your name to Annie Savoy?
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screwtape, how would you ask the woman you were in love with to make love to you for the first time?
I don't think there would even have to be words. I think I would kiss her. Carry her to bed and tell her I loved her. If she feels comfortable going further than we make love. Her comfort is the most important thing.
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No but I'm sure you should have learned a thing or two by watching the cows?
There aren't many cows around Omaha or even on the outskirts.
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I don't think there would even have to be words. I think I would kiss her. Carry her to bed and tell her I loved her. If she feels comfortable going further than we make love. Her comfort is the most important thing.

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I don't think there would even have to be words. I think I would kiss her. Carry her to bed and tell her I loved her. If she feels comfortable going further than we make love. Her comfort is the most important thing.
how would you know she felt comfortable without words? thumbs up?
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This is reality calling

Re: A harsh realisation is a-coming.
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how would you know she felt comfortable without words? thumbs up?

Oh sweet Jesus!

Too .... many .... jokes ....
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Re: A harsh realisation is a-coming.

I'll accept the charges for the call. It won't be a long one.
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