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coolian2 said:


They're probably lurkers who don't post in our threads

i've said it before: I can't imagine wanting to read these if you aren't a part of it. THATS RIGHT YOU SAD SAD LURKER YOU.

though the end of that one did get pretty interesting if i do say so myself. it was mostly screwtape, if it weren't for him we'd have just had a run of the mill discussion of a new thread title for 3 pages.
 
Varitek said:


didn't i kinda lay the smackdown on men though? especially inexperienced (desperate) men? excepting my dear online husbands of course.

Well, true. I think that thread would've been a mindfuck for them.
 
coolian2 said:


Ah, he is one committed postwhore. He makes a beeline for the computer each break at work, it seems.

yeah i have yet to log on during seminar break, tho i did log on during a debate meeting last week that was dreadfully boring.

i've passed my goal, i should go
 
Varitek said:


i've said it before: I can't imagine wanting to read these if you aren't a part of it. THATS RIGHT YOU SAD SAD LURKER YOU.

though the end of that one did get pretty interesting if i do say so myself. it was mostly screwtape, if it weren't for him we'd have just had a run of the mill discussion of a new thread title for 3 pages.

I can't imagine anybody bothering to follow our 13,000+ posts. If they are, they're a pitifully sad lurker who needs a hobby. I mean, at least participate if you have no life.

And Screwtape made that thread so entertaining. I still can't believe that 99%. He needs a girlfriend. Or porn. Or just his hand.
 
Varitek said:


yeah i have yet to log on during seminar break, tho i did log on during a debate meeting last week that was dreadfully boring.

i've passed my goal, i should go

If i find Radio Production to be a nightmare i might be online during one class, for short periods of time.

But since i'm really shit i'll probably be paying attention.
 
coolian2 said:


As soon as we get excited enough to pay it attention then Australia will slowly grind out a win.

Holy shit though, ANOTHER one's down! That's been, what, 4 wickets for only about 10 runs or something. This is starting to get vaguely interesting.
 
Axver said:


I can't imagine anybody bothering to follow our 13,000+ posts. If they are, they're a pitifully sad lurker who needs a hobby. I mean, at least participate if you have no life.

And Screwtape made that thread so entertaining. I still can't believe that 99%. He needs a girlfriend. Or porn. Or just his hand.

there are many who couldn't keep up with our wit, banter and great speed if they tried.

screwtape was awesome. but good god at least masturbate.
 
The Sad Punk said:
My, you postwhores never stop, do you?

What has been on the agenda today?

Pinuses, cricket, and bizarrely enough a bit of U2.
 
Varitek said:
screwtape was awesome. but good god at least masturbate.

Masturbation's good for your health anyway. Last I heard it reduced the chances of cancer or something like that.

Dear Screwtape,

We value your presence, and therefore wish you to remain in good health. For the sake of your health, please, masturbate. We urge you.

Cheers,
Postwhores
 
coolian2 said:


If i find Radio Production to be a nightmare i might be online during one class, for short periods of time.

But since i'm really shit i'll probably be paying attention.

i was gonna bring my computer to econ tomorrow to post but then i thought i need to make a menu for spring break so i'm ready to start stealing food from the dining hall next week, and i can do u2 anagrams if i get bored of that.
 
OH MY GOD THE SRI LANKANS HAVE TAKEN ANOTHER WICKET. HAHA IT'S PONTING TOO, FUCK OFF!
 
Axver said:


Masturbation's good for your health anyway. Last I heard it reduced the chances of cancer or something like that.

Dear Screwtape,

We value your presence, and therefore wish you to remain in good health. For the sake of your health, please, masturbate. We urge you.

Cheers,
Postwhores

please, like that's gonna work? my appeal about making it more romantic for the girl didn't work.
 
man i really want the guy from last saturday to ask to see me again :sad:

he said he's busy this week but i am hoping for some word this weekend or early next week, otherwise i will want to know for certain so i will ask him and i fucking hate it when i end up having to do that.
 
Varitek said:


please, like that's gonna work? my appeal about making it more romantic for the girl didn't work.

I know. We will personally ensure he never listens to another note of music or sees a single arthouse film or reads a single poem until he discovers the joys of sexual pleasure.
 
coolian2 said:
Do we know what Screwtape did to lose that 1%

he wouldn't actually say the word erection, but he said it's the one every guy has and can't help it. he wouldn't have them if he could help it i guess. of course, he could help it with his hand..... :tsk:
 
Varitek said:
man i really want the guy from last saturday to ask to see me again :sad:

he said he's busy this week but i am hoping for some word this weekend or early next week, otherwise i will want to know for certain so i will ask him and i fucking hate it when i end up having to do that.

was he particularly talented in any way ? :whistle:
 
Axver said:
OH MY GOD THE SRI LANKANS HAVE TAKEN ANOTHER WICKET. HAHA IT'S PONTING TOO, FUCK OFF!

Wait, Ponting went earlier. Even better. I wasn't even looking, I just heard the commentary. So it was Symonds. If Hussey goes soon, Australia may just be fucked.
 
Varitek said:


he wouldn't actually say the word erection, but he said it's the one every guy has and can't help it. he wouldn't have them if he could help it i guess. of course, he could help it with his hand..... :tsk:



he is studying to be a eunich . just saving up for the final op
 
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