Bangaluru Bangers Superthread

[phanan]

Screwtape, I give you major points for putting up with all this.

 

[No spoken words]

Screwtape, I give you major points for putting up with all this.

He's awesome.

 

[Varitek]

I tell you what, Screwtape. Before I make the drive, why don't you go down to the local strip bar and bury your face in a few hot boxes and come back and tell me if they smelled anything like a flower.

Thanks,

This actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[No spoken words]

You guys don't need any more encouragement to wank off while thinking about me.

I'm swooning now, pretty much.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

He's awesome.

He really is... lol

 

[gvox]

mostions on the G-Spot?

[hint]

"come here"

[/hint]

 

[Varitek]

And yeah, screwtape, thanks for being here. You are 50% of the reason Interference has my attention instead of a paper I need to write.

 

[Dalton]

Screwtape, I give you major points for putting up with all this.

The combination of Screwtape and Vtek is the best.

 

[phanan]

And yeah, screwtape, thanks for being here. You are 50% of the reason Interference has my attention instead of a paper I need to write.

You seem to have been doing quite well all on your own these last few days.

 

[No spoken words]

The combination of Screwtape and Vtek is the best.

Varitek = female Dalton.

 

[Dalton]

Varitek = female Dalton.

ha ha ha

True. I have to really censor myself when she's posting. Screw getting banned, I might go to jail.

 

[Varitek]

Varitek = female Dalton.

That offends/scares me more than the candlestick comment.

And I conduct myself much better in the rest of the forum, I save this stuff for these threads, unlike some :ahem:

 

[Dalton]

That offends/scares me more than the candlestick comment.

And I conduct myself much better in the rest of the forum, I save this stuff for these threads, unlike some :ahem:

Easy woman. I'm well respected in these parts.

 

[Screwtape2]

Also, serious PHAIL. The gspot is elusive and a much surer bet is to go for the clitoris. Do you know where the GSpot is, where the clitoris is, and what the difference in sensation is? Also, what motions might you use on the clitoris, vs mostions on the G-Spot?

(500 word max.)

I much prefer cuddling to the science. The cuddling is the best part anyways.

 

[Dalton]

I much prefer cuddling to the science. The cuddling is the best part anyways.

No. Its really not.

 

[Varitek]

ha ha ha

True. I have to really censor myself when she's posting. Screw getting banned, I might go to jail.

I'm over 18.

 

[No spoken words]

That offends/scares me more than the candlestick comment.

And I conduct myself much better in the rest of the forum, I save this stuff for these threads, unlike some :ahem:

Dalton was quick to agree.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I much prefer cuddling to the science. The cuddling is the best part anyways.

... wow

 

[Varitek]

I much prefer cuddling to the science. The cuddling is the best part anyways.

so confused. the science?

 

[Screwtape2]

... wow

I'm kidding.

 

[BoMac]

I'm over 18.

I guess pedokiss is out then.

 

[No spoken words]

Brace yourselves, there's a true post whore tidal wavve rolling through interference.

 

[No spoken words]

I guess pedokiss is out then.

BoMac always arrives from nowhere with something funny.

 

[Screwtape2]

so confused. the science?

You know where everything is what everything can be stimulated by.

 

[Dalton]

I guess pedokiss is out then.

 

[Varitek]

i just popped up to OOC and it seems we have quite the audience. lurkers, hope the last minutes of your Friday the leap day are going well. I'ma go eat sushi and get drunk in a few hours. I will be looking for men to buy me drinks at Philly bars if any of you care to stalk me.

 

[coolian2]

There was a photo posted of me at some point after the Liberty medal thing, a few in fact. Coolian and Lance are my facebook friends and have access to countless pictures of me drinking various types of alcohol. However, if either of them posts pictures here (I trust Mia won't) I will personally hunt them down and kill them. You guys don't need any more encouragement to wank off while thinking about me.

I'd blur your face


Nah, i probably wouldn't make the effort.










In the next few minutes i wonder how many Facebook friends i'll make. Probably just the desperate lurker.

 

[Dalton]

You know where everything is what everything can be stimulated by.

The science is important though. Have you ever tried to have sex with a woman's ear? That shits gonna be embarrassing.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm kidding.

you'd better be dude...

Heterosexual women are not turned on by sensitive men, no matter what they say, trust me on this...

 

[No spoken words]

i just popped up to OOC and it seems we have quite the audience. lurkers, hope the last minutes of your Friday the leap day are going well. I'ma go eat sushi and get drunk in a few hours. I will be looking for men to buy me drinks at Philly bars if any of you care to stalk me.

She's like on a 35 game hitting streak with her posts.