Bangaluru Bangers Superthread

[No spoken words]

Dalton: If you consider romance to be KFC, home for porn and sex and still time to watch The Daily Show.

One day Dalton will regale you with the romantic story of how he got engaged to his wife. Suffice to say, it involved a Big Top, a juggling dwarf and the bearded lady aka Lance's Mom.

 

[phillyfan26]

Cause she's old enough to vote?

We get it man.

Joke, beaten to death
Repeated again, again
And yet I still laugh

 

[Dalton]

One day Dalton will regale you with the romantic story of how he got engaged to his wife. Suffice to say, it involved a Big Top, a juggling dwarf and the bearded lady aka Lance's Mom.

That's bull shit, Ian. Don't believe it.

I tied the ring to my pubic hair and asked her to go down on me while I was watching a game.

Screwtape, I don't mind if you use that one. I thought it was creative. Don't tie it too tight though. My wife got excited and pulled. Yikes.

 

[Dalton]

Joke, beaten to death
Repeated again, again
And yet I still laugh

I had a much better one earlier in the thread.

 

[coolian2]

Shudder.

 

[phillyfan26]

I had a much better one earlier in the thread.

I couldn't care less
Dalton, just shut the fuck up
Patrick Swayze sucks

 

[No spoken words]

I had a much better one earlier in the thread.

I've had a few not so bad Haikus, so, yeah.

 

[Dalton]

I couldn't care less
Dalton, just shut the fuck up
Patrick Swayze sucks

I'm not your damn mom
Go fight with her, leave me out
cranky son of bitch

 

[No spoken words]

I couldn't care less
Dalton, just shut the fuck up
Patrick Swayze sucks

Dalton and PFan
Can you do me a favor
go and get a room

 

[phillyfan26]

Dear No spoken words
Two, or three, can play this game
Rescue Pet Team unite

 

[coolian2]

Where is everyone?
It's the Temple Bar crew here
What's happening, guys?

 

[Varitek]

You totally want to get in a RV, pick up Varitek and P-Fan, take them, your wife and kid and follow the Red Sox around for 6 months.

 

[Dalton]

Oh Screwtape's blue balls
make me chuckle, let's hope he
never bends knuckle

 

[No spoken words]

Dear No spoken words
Two, or three, can play this game
Rescue Pet Team unite

Hey THE AMENDMENT
please check your last line above
6 syllables, ass

 

[Varitek]

Seriously, how do you feel about being a second wife? I will never love you as much as my first wife, but we don't have a lot sheets in our house and our basement is as cold as fuck so you won't have to worry about the sweating.

I heard you were ugly, and I will only be a first and only wife, so sorry, but no.

And I don't sweat a lot all the time, only during heavy physical activity!

Hi Pfan

 

[phillyfan26]

I give up.

 

[No spoken words]

I heard you were ugly, and I will only be a first and only wife, so sorry, but no.

And I don't sweat a lot all the time, only during heavy physical activity!

Hi Pfan

 

[No spoken words]

I give up.

Pwned.

 

[Varitek]

Fine. We go to a play and hold hands. Afterwards we kiss for the first time. We talk for hours about our interests. We then realize it is early morning. Then I stay the night I guess. I don't know.

You are staying for the night on the first date? That is rather bold of you, you'd lose 2 purity points right there.

 

[coolian2]

You are staying for the night on the first date? That is rather bold of you, you'd lose 2 purity points right there.

He'd sleep on the couch

 

[Screwtape2]

You are staying for the night on the first date? That is rather bold of you, you'd lose 2 purity points right there.

I'm sleeping on the couch.

 

[coolian2]

Fking lol

 

[gvox]

best Costner movie... three letters: J, F fucking K...

I liked No Way Out too.


( sex talk )

 

[Dalton]

I heard you were ugly, and I will only be a first and only wife, so sorry, but no.

True, but I planned on keeping you liquored up. Plus I speak the Kama Sutra like nerds speak Klingon.

 

[Varitek]

I tied the ring to my pubic hair and asked her to go down on me while I was watching a game.

that is so very, very POWERJUICE

 

[No spoken words]

Fking lol

 

[Varitek]

Fking lol

You win

 

[Dalton]

Fking lol

 

[No spoken words]

Costner's Open Range was a good, underrated film...cannot go wrong if you bring Duvall along for the ride.

 

[coolian2]

Should i shower in the bathroom or just take my soap and shampoo out into the rain?