coolian2
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Dalton
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Varitek said:
You know the swimming scene in Robinhood when you see his ass?
I've touched that ass.
Purity test, bitches.
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Varitek said:
If it starts with "First I mount my steed to ride to M'Lady's abode" I will shoot a fucking arrow at you.
Dalton
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FIVE FUCKING STARS to this thread.
God, I hope a PLEBAN gets her wings.
coolian2
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahahaahahahahaahahah
Fucking
Screwtape2
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Varitek said:
My ideal date...hmm.
We meet in a college class. She is an artist of some sort. I like her devotion to her craft. We work on homework together and kiss for the first time. Geeky I know. 
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Varitek
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guys stop making fun of him here that was a serious inquiry.
i'll be right back, my friend just got back from a liquor run and i've got some goodies to pick up, so i will see you all in a few. screwtape, i want answers.
also, how would you ask a girl to marry you?
what positions would you most like to do it in (rank top 5 or 10)?
what type of girl do you find attractive?
i'll be right back, my friend just got back from a liquor run and i've got some goodies to pick up, so i will see you all in a few. screwtape, i want answers.
also, how would you ask a girl to marry you?
what positions would you most like to do it in (rank top 5 or 10)?
what type of girl do you find attractive?
Screwtape2
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Varitek
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Screwtape2 said:
My ideal date...hmm.
THAT IS NOT A DATE.
TRY AGAIN.
elevated_u2_fan
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best Costner movie... three letters: J, F fucking K... 
coolian2
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Seriously, Screwtape.
Reality. Now. Find It.
NSW, write a haiku about his disconnection from reality.
Reality. Now. Find It.
NSW, write a haiku about his disconnection from reality.
Dalton
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Varitek said:
Seriously, how do you feel about being a second wife? I will never love you as much as my first wife, but we don't have a lot sheets in our house and our basement is as cold as fuck so you won't have to worry about the sweating.
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Screwtape2 said:
You're a great sport, I'll say that.
And, you're watching Spring Training games in February, so, that's fantastic.
Dalton, Varitek, Screwtape, Tourist and NSW loves their baseball.
pepokiss
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ahahahahahaha
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coolian2 said:
I can't, he's too good of a guy.
Green grass, picnic lunch
M'lady slowly disrobes
PLEASE WAKE UP SCREWTAPE
Oops.
pepokiss
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he's Screwtape2...
where's the real one?
where's the real one?
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Dalton said:
Seriously, how do you feel about being a second wife? I will never love you as much as my first wife, but we don't have a lot sheets in our house and our basement is as cold as fuck so you won't have to worry about the sweating.
You totally want to get in a RV, pick up Varitek and P-Fan, take them, your wife and kid and follow the Tigers around for 6 months.
Dalton
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You take Vtek and Pfan out of that equation and I'm in. I get irritable when there are too many people on a trip.
coolian2
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Well done.
And he is a very good sport.
Screwtape2
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Varitek said:
Asking a girl to marry me. We would be in bed or the bath. I would give her a small box. She would open it. There would be the ring. I would whisper into her ear..."marry me."
Horizontal, vertical, diagonal, semi-circle...I don't know. I would have to know what she liked.
The most attractive women to me are brilliant, creative, artist, compassionate souls. An artist in short.
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i've nothing to contribute, but i've found the last few pages highly entertaining
Dalton
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Screwtape2 said:
The correct answer is: "What do you call that position when your legs are crossed infront of my neck like a bow tie?"
Screwtape2 said:
Rosie O'Donnell is an artist. Does she count?
pepokiss
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no she doesn't
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coolian2 said:
And I'm sure we all have a little bit of the romantic in all of us. Dalton?
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pepokiss said:
Cause she's old enough to vote?
We get it man.
Screwtape2
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Varitek said:
Fine. We go to a play and hold hands. Afterwards we kiss for the first time. We talk for hours about our interests. We then realize it is early morning. Then I stay the night I guess. I don't know.
Dalton
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Absolutely. Nothing says romance like showing up at home and all I'm wearing is a whip cream thong.
coolian2
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Dalton: If you consider romance to be KFC, home for porn and sex and still time to watch The Daily Show.
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Dalton said:
Thank goodness we do not know what you look like cos the imagery would be unwelcome. However, life is cruel and now I'm picturing Jim Leyland in a whip cream thong. Thanks Dalton!
Dalton
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coolian2 said:
The Daily Show? Isn't that the one with the communist host that is only shown on one of them cable networks?
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