Bangaluru Bangers Superthread

[the tourist]

how would you know she felt comfortable without words? thumbs up?

Maybe sign language.

 

[Screwtape2]

how would you know she felt comfortable without words? thumbs up?

A look, a kiss back. I would know. If I wasn't sure I would let her make the first move.

 

[Varitek]

also, screwtape, would you use a condom or the rhythm method or are we talking already married?

 

[Varitek]

A look, a kiss back. I would know. If I wasn't sure I would let her make the first move.

what if she said "i want you to fuck me, fuck me hard"?

 

[Dalton]

what if she said "i want you to fuck me, fuck me hard"?

 

[the tourist]

the rhythm method?

What the hell is that?

 

[Screwtape2]

also, screwtape, would you use a condom or the rhythm method or are we talking already married?

Of course there would be a condom. Male and female condoms to a little more safe. They would go on after I knew she was ready. I'm fine with sex before marriage by the way.

 

[the tourist]

what if she said "i want you to fuck me, fuck me hard"?

 

[Dalton]

What the hell is that?

You do NOT want to know.

 

[Screwtape2]

what if she said "i want you to fuck me, fuck me hard"?

That would work too.

 

[the tourist]

You do NOT want to know.

I'm sure Vazza would be happy to elaborate though.

 

[Dalton]

Of course there would be a condom. Male and female condoms to a little more safe. They would go on after I knew she was ready. I'm fine with sex before marriage by the way.

Are you comfortable with a sandwich bag and a rubberband? Some times you have to make due. Times are hard. We're in a recession.

 

[the tourist]

That would work too.

Would you know how to do that? Sticky fumblings aren't exactly an exact science.

 

[coolian2]

Or a gym sock.

 

[the tourist]

Are you comfortable with a sandwich bag and a rubberband? Some times you have to make due. Times are hard. We're in a recession.

Maybe they should add some headgear and winter mittens while they're at it.

 

[the tourist]

Or a gym sock.

Just fill up her vagina with sad first.

edit: meant sand, but sad is just better.

 

[Dalton]

Or a gym sock.

I've always considered the gym sock to be a tool for a solo operation, but I suppose if you were traveling down a highway and not a secluded country lane it could work.

 

[No spoken words]

Just fill up her vagina with sad first.

edit: meant sand, but sad is just better.

Oh, sad is MUCH funnier. Nice.

 

[the tourist]

I've always considered the gym sock to be a tool for a solo operation, but I suppose if you were traveling down a highway and not a secluded country lane it could work.

 

[the tourist]

Oh, sad is MUCH funnier. Nice.

 

[Varitek]

Of course there would be a condom. Male and female condoms to a little more safe. They would go on after I knew she was ready. I'm fine with sex before marriage by the way.

WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
-birth control pills/the ring/etc

 

[No spoken words]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
-birth control pills/the ring/etc

It's the adventures of young Dr. Sue. (Does anyone know who Dr. Sue is????)

 

[the tourist]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
-birth control pills/the ring/etc

Quoted for truth.

 

[redhotswami]

sweet! i popped in just in time.

 

[Dalton]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
-birth control pills/the ring/etc

ANNIE FUCKIN' SAVOY ladies and gentlemen.

Screwtape, you should also try breathing out of your eyelids.

 

[the tourist]

It's the adventures of young Dr. Sue. (Does anyone know who Dr. Sue is????)

That old woman on O? Sex Talk?

 

[No spoken words]

sweet! i popped out just in time.

 

[the tourist]

I'm sad I must go to school now.

 

[No spoken words]

That old woman on O? Sex Talk?

Holla. My ex used to make me watch. Surreal.

 

[Screwtape2]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

stop a moment for some EDUCATION

do not, I repeat do not use both a male and female condom at the same time. The latex will rub up against the other latex and it will compromise the integrity of both methods of birth control. You may use either a male or a female condom, and I would recommend the male because it stays on more securely, especially if you are not sure how to use either which you clearly aren't, though once again I urge you to practice both masturbating for her sake and putting a condom on for both your sakes.

If you want to use multiple methods of birth control, you can use a condom in conjunction with;

-water based spermicidal lube, however spermicide irritates many women
-birth control pills/the ring/etc

I didn't know that. Thank you. We need you in the public schools.