Bangaluru Bangers Superthread

[Dalton]

Hey Tourist. The other chat thread is looking to trade one of the ... er ... team members?

Will you take it? We're not looking for anything in return.

 

[the tourist]

I am the Tourist, and those of you who read to catch up will probably be annoyed with me.

 

[Varitek]

Friends, I have returned and I have some epic album cover remasters on the way.

 

[the tourist]

Hey Tourist. The other chat thread is looking to trade one of the ... er ... team members?

Will you take it? We're not looking for anything in return.

You're trying to get rid of someone?

 

[Varitek]

the previous page was entirely tourist talking to himself

POSTWHORE

 

[the tourist]

Friends, I have returned and I have some epic album cover remasters on the way.

Warning: It's a GhostTown.

 

[the tourist]

the previous page was entirely tourist talking to himself

POSTWHORE

Just keeping it near the top.

 

[the tourist]

Who wants the thread to be burried?

 

[Varitek]

suuuuuuuure

i am gonna go get lost in photoshop now.

 

[the tourist]

As long as I postwhore and talk to myself, I can be assured it remains near the top.

 

[Dalton]

You're trying to get rid of someone?

Yes. Are you open to a possible trade?

 

[the tourist]

suuuuuuuure

i am gonna go get lost in photoshop now.

Good times. I might just round out the thread and have a new one started by the time you return.

 

[the tourist]

Yes. Are you open to a possible trade?

Depends on who it is you're trying to offload.

 

[the tourist]

Our payroll is relatively steep at the moment.

 

[redhotswami]

a whole page?! oh hell no.

 

[the tourist]

It's not a whole page for me. Cuz I have 30 posts per page.

 

[Dalton]

Depends on who it is you're trying to offload.

You don't know?

 

[the tourist]

You don't know?

I don't.

It's not fucking Canadiens is it?

 

[the tourist]

We'll take a Curtis Granderson.

 

[the tourist]

Or even a Magglio Ordonez.

 

[Dalton]

We'll take a Curtis Granderson.

Fuck no! We're trading that gabe kid. Want him?

 

[the tourist]

Fuck no! We're trading that gabe kid. Want him?

Oh. Hm. I am not the speaker for this house. I believe that's Axver. He holds ultimate veto rights to anything.

 

[Dalton]

Oh. Hm. I am not the speaker for this house. I believe that's Axver. He holds ultimate veto rights to anything.

... passing the buck ...

 

[Dalton]

Or even a Magglio Ordonez.

You do a lot of drugs don't you? I bet you didn't do very well on that purity test.

 

[the tourist]

You do a lot of drugs don't you? I bet you didn't do very well on that purity test.

Hmm. I just read the Temple Bar posts. Why not leave him there and you, NSW, unico, and PFan defect here?

 

[the tourist]

You do a lot of drugs don't you? I bet you didn't do very well on that purity test.

What about Verlander? He'd make a good #3 in our rotation.

 

[Dalton]

Hmm. I just read the Temple Bar posts. Why not leave him there and you, NSW, unico, and PFan defect here?

Well aren't you a regular Dave Dombrowski. But, I really like almost everyone in that other thread. I couldn't leave.

 

[Dalton]

What about Verlander? He'd make a good #3 in our rotation.

Ha ha.

Are you still thinking King Felix is going to come good? I'm always nervous about young arms like that.

 

[the tourist]

Slowly bring them all over. Soon it will be Gabriel all by himself and maybe he'll just disappear for awhile out of boredom.

 

[redhotswami]

are you pimping here, dalton?