Banana, Kiribati Superthread

[Reggo]

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? I can't follow the logic on that one at all! Of all the things you can do, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people! In civilian life you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm!

 

[liamcool]

You're Harold Lauder?

Larry Underwood.

 

[bono_212]

I must've left this at home:

The Teacher's Edition is the best way to go about reading this, because you get the humor value of the original book, but you also get the real facts of American history, which is my specialty. I even got to write a legit paper based around the book, because my prof had read it and knew it had some value. Mixing funny and history is perfection in my eyes, and this is probably my favorite work of "non-fiction"

 

[Reggo]

Hey!

George had it out for you. Luckily, he passed away last year.

 

[liamcool]

George had it out for you. Luckily, he passed away last year.

I know. It was sad.

 

[major_panic]

I got bored writing an essay, so I'm gonna regale you all with some photos.

Once again, the fire really swept through the place.

Playing with black and white.

This photo actually annoys me, cause it reminds me that I'm still single. At the same time, I'm kind of glad I'm still single.

 

[Reggo]

This conversation is bound to turn up. Two guys in a street meet each other, and one of them says, "Hey, did you hear? Phil Davis died." "Phil Davis? I just saw him yesterday." "Yeah? … Didn't help. He died anyway. Apparently, the simple act of you seeing him did not slow his cancer down. In fact, it may have made it more aggressive. You know, you could be the cause for Phil's death. How do you live with yourself?"

 

[Axver]

Winston's Folly: Imperialism and the Creation of Modern Iraq by Christopher Catherwood. 8.5/10.

Alternate title: WINSTON = OWNED.

Catherwood absolutely skewers Winston and a bunch of other diplomats and figures for their handling of Mesopotamia after WWI. It's a great little read, even if you aren't a history nerd like me. Plus it'll make you throw your arms up in despair whenever you watch the international news.

 

[the tourist]

Larry Underwood.

Baby can you dig yo man?

 

[bono_212]

Baby can you dig yo man?

God, if only Springsteen had been younger when they made that movie!

 

[liamcool]

Baby can you dig yo man?

Your nerdiness is impressive.

 

[major_panic]

This either

Spoiler

The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone … Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

Magic mushroom for them?

 

[the tourist]

Your nerdiness is impressive.

I actually read the book after seeing the movie. But I've read it a few times.

 

[bono_212]

how sad is this...I was going to tell you guys what my favorite book was...but I forgot.

 

[major_panic]

Plus it'll make you throw your arms up in despair whenever you watch the international news.

I already do this every day, hence I go and do stuff to avoid watching news.

 

[the tourist]

God, if only Springsteen had been younger when they made that movie!

King wanted Eastwood for Flagg... but he also wanted it made in the early 80s.

 

[bono_212]

King wanted Eastwood for Flagg... but he also wanted it made in the early 80s.

can you imagine?

But King ALWAYS wants Eastwood

 

[Reggo]

Magic mushroom for them?

Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms.

 

[Axver]

Schindler's List (aka Schindler's Ark) by Thomas Keneally. 9/10.

Fuck the movie. Read the book.

 

[bono_212]

Schindler's List (aka Schindler's Ark) by Thomas Keneally. 9/10.

Fuck the movie. Read the book.

Whoa...I actually forgot there was a book!

 

[Axver]

You people need to post more books.

Liam, grab more books.

 

[liamcool]

Could you guys read some things for me?

The Last Rewind

Sleeping Monkeys

 

[the tourist]

Well, Eastwood or Duvall or Christopher Walken.

 

[liamcool]

You people need to post more books.

Liam, grab more books.

Mmkay.

 

[Axver]

Whoa...I actually forgot there was a book!

I love the movie, but ... the book! It's better. Read the book.

 

[bono_212]

The only books I have left are all cheesy books that I've had since I was young, or stuff I haven't read yet.

 

[Reggo]

Robin Williams: [spoofing Mr. Rogers] It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Oh damn, someone stole my sneakers. Let's do some wonderful things today, boys and girls; but first, do you mind if I take some more medication? It helps the day go a little bit slower. There we go. Now we're gonna do some wonderful experiments you can do around the house. Let's put Mr. Hamster in the microwave, okay?... He knows where he's going. BEEP! Pop goes the weasel! That's severe radiation. Can you say "severe radiation"? Oh, look, you got a little balloon now.

 

[Axver]

Could you guys read some things for me?

The Last Rewind

Sleeping Monkeys

You want me to read Phish fanfic?

 

[Reggo]

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic title, where someone goes, "It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

 

[liamcool]

You want me to read Phish fanfic?

Naw, it's not Phish fanfic.

...I hope to fucking GOD that doesn't exist.

Nah, they're two plays I've been writing for the past six months.