Bald Knob, Arkansas Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've conquered:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Sheikh Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Pay the Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, NSW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Mustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Ian's a Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo vs bug pinus, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Will Post Here While Losing His Virginity, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Axver is an Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, Howlong Must We Sing This Song, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. Have a Wank, Bavaria
103. Go sit in the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. We Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why Arizona?
117. Die, Drôme
118. You're a Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake, Nigeria
122. Scull your Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennslyvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire

Now, after Wendy's jolly cum, we find ourselves in Bald Knob, Arkansas. Apparently it is a leading strawberry producer and was named for a low ridge that served as a landmark for early travellers.

Bald Knob, Arkansas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[WildHoney]

 

[coolian2]

Aaaaanyway, goodnight folks.

Long day tomorrow

 

[Axver]

On behalf of Khan:

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, Ian.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,006
User Name Posts
Axver 238
bono_212 136
WildHoney 128
Alisaura 91
Galeongirl 77
phillyfan26 75
LemonMelon 59
coolian2 50
RavenBlue 27
Serena Vox 26
LemonMacPhisto 20
DreamOutLoud13 18
KhanadaRhodes 16
Eazy-V 12
cinnaminson 11
blueeyedgirl 8
gluey 7
mysterious_jen 4
corianderstem 2
GirlsAloudFan 1

 

[bono_212]

I wonder what that landmark looks like

Well I too am off to bed. good luck getting off the first page.

 

[Axver]

Probably like a knob that's very bald ...

See you later, Ashley!

 

[Axver]

I think I'll join in on condemning this thread to quietness for its early stage. I've got dinner to cook. :meh:

Then dishes to do.

Then chocolate muffins and apple muffins to bake.

 

[mysterious_jen]

heloooo bald nob, i wonder if it has hidden inches we dont see?

 

[Axver]

Woo, dinner's ready.

And it's clearly a madhouse here tonight!

 

[mysterious_jen]

i think the whorehouse is a snorehouse tonight ..

ha ha
LAME

 

[Axver]

Jen, you should pursue a career in comedy.

 

[Alisaura]

Dang, missed out on another 100+ in the last thread.

Hi Ax and Jen

 

[Axver]

You got close, Ali!

How are you today?

 

[mysterious_jen]

hey ali

 

[Alisaura]

I'm just as glad to let other people be the triple-digit postwhores...

Not bad. Thought of a bunch more songs for bloody DI while I was at work.

 

[Axver]

Haha, got DI on the brain already?

And it looks like you'll hit 13,000 tonight!

 

[Axver]

OK, I need to do the dishes. Think I'll give my DI list another play while I do so.

Back in a few!

 

[Alisaura]

Haha, got DI on the brain already?

And it looks like you'll hit 13,000 tonight!

Curse you!

I also had Flight of the Conchords stuck in my head this morning. I heard the song on TripleJ, but I choose to blame you anyway.

And I dunno if I can hit 13k tonight... thread's quiet and I'm distracted and thinking of bed soon.

 

[mysterious_jen]

dammit i was hoping to get to 11k soon but i dont have it in me at the moment ! curse everything

 

[Axver]

Dishes done. Dishes suck.

 

[mysterious_jen]

arcade FT PHAIL !





ok i suck at arcade games

 

[Axver]

Curse you!

I also had Flight of the Conchords stuck in my head this morning. I heard the song on TripleJ, but I choose to blame you anyway.

And I dunno if I can hit 13k tonight... thread's quiet and I'm distracted and thinking of bed soon.

I'm to blame for everything Kiwi now? I don't even LIKE Flight Of The Conchords!

(They're stunning proof of why New Zealand is not famous for its comedians ...)

Yeah, the thread is far too quiet. Ah well, it's been a good run the last few weeks. I've got plenty of baking to do tonight. Want to use up some milk before its expiry date, so that calls for muffins!

 

[Alisaura]

Dishes suck.

QFT.


Or are we not saying that any more? Fickle internet fashions....

 

[Mr. V]

Dishes done. Dishes suck.

i just did them too. now i feel good.

 

[Axver]

arcade FT PHAIL !





ok i suck at arcade games

I haven't looked in there because I'd rather not get sucked in by it!

 

[Alisaura]

arcade FT PHAIL !





ok i suck at arcade games

Those games suck anyway...

 

[Axver]

QFT.


Or are we not saying that any more? Fickle internet fasions....

"Fasions"? Is that the new Internet fashion?

i just did them too. now i feel good.

I feel good that my kitchen is now tidy ...

... only for me to go and mess it up by baking muffins in a few minutes. But come on, choc muffins. That's worth it.

 

[Alisaura]

I'm to blame for everything Kiwi now? I don't even LIKE Flight Of The Conchords!

(They're stunning proof of why New Zealand is not famous for its comedians ...)

Yeah, the thread is far too quiet. Ah well, it's been a good run the last few weeks. I've got plenty of baking to do tonight. Want to use up some milk before its expiry date, so that calls for muffins!

Ah right, sorry... I got you mixed up with another friend of mine who loves FotC. I'll blame him instead.

Mmmm, muffins.

 

[Alisaura]

I haven't looked in there because I'd rather not get sucked in by it!

They're not on the level of addictiveness that I expect in a game these days... I wouldn't worry too much.


Hi Mr-V!