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Old 07-22-2008, 02:45 AM   #826
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OK folks, I'd be happy if this were the final version of the Superthread Purity Test, but let me know if any of you think any questions should be cut or modified, or if there's something else you'd like to see added. I will later put this into a more coherent order so that similar questions are together.

DRAFT SUPERTHREAD PURITY TEST

Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. danced cheek-to-cheek
3. kissed an MOS?
4. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
5. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
6. French kissed?
7. had or given a hickey/love bite?
8. made out?
9. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
10. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
11. seen a stripper?
12. had an erection, clitoral erection?
13. had an orgasm?
14. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
15. been engaged or married?
16. viewed pornography of any description?
17. been drunk?
18. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
19. lost consciousness due to drinking?
20. smoked tobacco?
21. smoked pot or hashish
22. used cocaine or speed?
23. used LSD, PCP, Ecstacy, heroin, or mushrooms?
24. used four or more recreational drugs in one night?
25. been arrested?
26. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
27. fondled a girl's breast, had your breasts fondled?
28. fondled an MOS's buttocks?
29. fondled an MOS's genitals?
30. had your genitals fondled?
31. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
32. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
33. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
34. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
35. had sexual intercourse?
36. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
37. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
38. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
39. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
40. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
41. had sexual intercourse in a public place?
42. had group sex?
43. had anal intercourse?
44. purchased/used contraceptives?
45. overshared on the Superthreads?
46. spent the night in an MOS's room?
47. slept with an MOS?
48. committed statutory rape?
49. been the top poster on a Superthread?
50. posted with an alter in a Superthread?
51. engaged in cunnilingus?
52. engaged in fellatio?
53. gone 69?
54. masturbated?
55. masturbated with another person in the room?
56. watched another person masturbate?
57. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
58. had an STD test?
59. had an STD?
60. committed an act of exhibitionism (e.g. streaking, flashing)?
61. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
62. done something with the specific purpose of lowering your purity score or used either the original purity test or this one as inspiration for activities?
63. lost purity points at the encouragement and/or advice of the Superthread?
64. posted something troublesome in another thread either to amuse the Superthread or due to its encouragement?
65. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
66. used a form of sexual lubricant?
67. engaged in bondage?
68. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
69. committed an act of voyeurism?
70. drunkposted on the Superthread?
71. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
72. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?
73. medsposted on the Superthread?
74. stonedposted on the Superthread?
75. stayed up hours past when you intended to go to bed due to posting on the Superthread?
76. made a Superthread?
77. ... and vandalised the masterlist of locations?
78. made 100 posts on a single Superthread?
79. made 200 posts on a single Superthread?
80. made 300 posts on a single Superthread?
81. photographed a railed vehicle, plane, stadium, ancient artefact, or rock for a Superthreader?
82. participated in the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein setlist party's inception, planning, and execution?
83. featured the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein in your signature, avatar, custom user title, or other similar field?
84. bought or renewed an Interference premium membership primarily due to Superthread participation?
85. been 45ed? (if you don't know what that means, you haven't)
86. been 15ed? (see above)
87. made over 1,000 Superthread posts?
88. made over 5,000 Superthread posts?
89. made over 10,000 Superthread posts?
90. put off household chores to post on the Superthread?
91. put off other offline duties or engagements to post on the Superthread (e.g. going to the supermarket, attending university lectures, eating dinner with the family)?
92. participated in a picspam?
93. written a running diary on the Superthreads while listening to an album or playlist?
94. received a mod warning for your behaviour on the Superthread?
95. visited other parts of Interference less due to the Superthreads?
96. used other websites less due to the Superthreads?
97. been to a location the Superthread has visited?
98. been to a location the Superthread has visited because it's a location the Superthread has visited?
99. met a Superthreader in person?
100. made over half your Interference posts in the Superthreads?
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:53 AM   #827
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Yeah if it got some interest I'd be willing to do it and set it up and all that

The way it was done over on last.fm was people gave a list of their 5/10 favourite bands and the ones with the most appearances made it into the higher leagues and the ones who featured the least would make up the lower leagues.

So if we could get a decent number of people interested in doing it on here it'd be awesome I think
All of mine would end up in the lowest league possible.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:54 AM   #828
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Well anyway I think I'm gonna get a few hours sleep (for once) but I'm seriously considering doing that Band League and at least seeing if I can get it going. If anyone has any ideas or suggestions for it, I'd appreciate them.

Later y'all

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All of mine would end up in the lowest league possible.
That'd be interesting, we can call it the Axver division
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OK folks, I'd be happy if this were the final version of the Superthread Purity Test, but let me know if any of you think any questions should be cut or modified, or if there's something else you'd like to see added. I will later put this into a more coherent order so that similar questions are together.

DRAFT SUPERTHREAD PURITY TEST

Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. danced cheek-to-cheek
3. kissed an MOS?
4. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
5. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
6. French kissed?
7. had or given a hickey/love bite?
8. made out?
9. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
10. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
11. seen a stripper?
12. had an erection, clitoral erection?
13. had an orgasm?
14. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
15. been engaged or married?
16. viewed pornography of any description?
17. been drunk?
18. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
19. lost consciousness due to drinking?
20. smoked tobacco?
21. smoked pot or hashish
22. used cocaine or speed?
23. used LSD, PCP, Ecstacy, heroin, or mushrooms?
24. used four or more recreational drugs in one night?
25. been arrested?
26. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
27. fondled a girl's breast, had your breasts fondled?
28. fondled an MOS's buttocks?
29. fondled an MOS's genitals?
30. had your genitals fondled?
31. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
32. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
33. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
34. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
35. had sexual intercourse?
36. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
37. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
38. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
39. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
40. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
41. had sexual intercourse in a public place?
42. had group sex?
43. had anal intercourse?
44. purchased/used contraceptives?
45. overshared on the Superthreads?
46. spent the night in an MOS's room?
47. slept with an MOS?
48. committed statutory rape?
49. been the top poster on a Superthread?
50. posted with an alter in a Superthread?
51. engaged in cunnilingus?
52. engaged in fellatio?
53. gone 69?
54. masturbated?
55. masturbated with another person in the room?
56. watched another person masturbate?
57. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
58. had an STD test?
59. had an STD?
60. committed an act of exhibitionism (e.g. streaking, flashing)?
61. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
62. done something with the specific purpose of lowering your purity score or used either the original purity test or this one as inspiration for activities?
63. lost purity points at the encouragement and/or advice of the Superthread?
64. posted something troublesome in another thread either to amuse the Superthread or due to its encouragement?
65. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
66. used a form of sexual lubricant?
67. engaged in bondage?
68. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
69. committed an act of voyeurism?
70. drunkposted on the Superthread?
71. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
72. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?
73. medsposted on the Superthread?
74. stonedposted on the Superthread?
75. stayed up hours past when you intended to go to bed due to posting on the Superthread?
76. made a Superthread?
77. ... and vandalised the masterlist of locations?
78. made 100 posts on a single Superthread?
79. made 200 posts on a single Superthread?
80. made 300 posts on a single Superthread?
81. photographed a railed vehicle, plane, stadium, ancient artefact, or rock for a Superthreader?
82. participated in the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein setlist party's inception, planning, and execution?
83. featured the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein in your signature, avatar, custom user title, or other similar field?
84. bought or renewed an Interference premium membership primarily due to Superthread participation?
85. been 45ed? (if you don't know what that means, you haven't)
86. been 15ed? (see above)
87. made over 1,000 Superthread posts?
88. made over 5,000 Superthread posts?
89. made over 10,000 Superthread posts?
90. put off household chores to post on the Superthread?
91. put off other offline duties or engagements to post on the Superthread (e.g. going to the supermarket, attending university lectures, eating dinner with the family)?
92. participated in a picspam?
93. written a running diary on the Superthreads while listening to an album or playlist?
94. received a mod warning for your behaviour on the Superthread?
95. visited other parts of Interference less due to the Superthreads?
96. used other websites less due to the Superthreads?
97. been to a location the Superthread has visited?
98. been to a location the Superthread has visited because it's a location the Superthread has visited?
99. met a Superthreader in person?
100. made over half your Interference posts in the Superthreads?
You need to get back to university.





But seriously, I like it.
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:56 AM   #830
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Well anyway I think I'm gonna get a few hours sleep (for once) but I'm seriously considering doing that Band League and at least seeing if I can get it going. If anyone has any ideas or suggestions for it, I'd appreciate them.

Later y'all



That'd be interesting, we can call it the Axver division
I'll definitely join in, so I hope you can get enough participation.

Plus I want my own division.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:08 AM   #831
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You need to get back to university.





But seriously, I like it.


Still a week of holidays to go.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:16 AM   #833
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Evening, Bonnie!

How's things today?
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Evening, Bonnie!

How's things today?
Yeah, not too bad, thanks. Went and got my provisional license, which should arrive soon.

Just looking at stuff I've missed, I really like Khan and Pfan's posts here.
http://forum.interference.com/f189/w...-188164-2.html
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Yeah, not too bad, thanks. Went and got my provisional license, which should arrive soon.

Just looking at stuff I've missed, I really like Khan and Pfan's posts here.
http://forum.interference.com/f189/w...-188164-2.html
Ah, cool.

Hah. I skipped that thread. I thought "... because he does?" and kept scrolling.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Ah, cool.

Hah. I skipped that thread. I thought "... because he does?" and kept scrolling.
It feels strange to have amused Peterrrrr, by the way.
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It feels strange to have amused Peterrrrr, by the way.
I thought it was going to inspire a lengthy essay response. Like if you told me that you think trains are lousy.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Yeah, not too bad, thanks. Went and got my provisional license, which should arrive soon.

Just looking at stuff I've missed, I really like Khan and Pfan's posts here.
http://forum.interference.com/f189/w...-188164-2.html
I liked Khan actually being a mod in there.

I threw a comment in just for lulz.
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Yeah, not too bad, thanks. Went and got my provisional license, which should arrive soon.

Just looking at stuff I've missed, I really like Khan and Pfan's posts here.
http://forum.interference.com/f189/w...-188164-2.html
Damn! That was a giggle!
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where are the questions about having cybersex with superthreaders?????


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