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Old 11-16-2004, 04:42 PM   #1
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Awful country music song titles.

Found this on bored.com. There's some great stuff here

CountrySongTitles.com
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:00 PM   #2
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"You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'"

My brother likes that song.
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Republicans.
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Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
Don't Squeeze my Charmin
Dropkick Me Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life)
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Ok, this one's too much

I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line
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Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You.
Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go

those are my favorites
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If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love

Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With A Load

and I actually like this title:

Did I Shave My Legs For This?
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Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go




I hope the IASL doesn't get us
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:23 PM   #10
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Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With A Load
Why does this remind me of Loreena Bobbit?
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that website reminds me of another one: http://fuckthesouth.com/
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:27 PM   #12
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That generalizes a bit too much for my taste. Many of the faculty in my school, all of whom are liberal progressives, come from the south. But I understand the sentiment.
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how true! i'm a transplanted northerner and we're not all toothless hicks. hell, my county was a blue county!

parts of it rings true for me though. but yeah, major generalizations.
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Old 11-16-2004, 05:35 PM   #14
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All good then. back to the funny
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:10 PM   #15
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why are there TWO songs comparing said former lover to a HANGNAIL? that said, why's there even one?
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