DiGi
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"Throw me a frickin bone here people, I've been frozen for 30 years"
Auston Powers /. Dr. Evil "quote" thread
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LarryMullen's POPAngel
Blue Crack Distributor
"I'm surrounded by frickin' idiots!"
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You can tear it up
If you can tie me down
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You can tear it up
If you can tie me down
A|catura
Acrobat
(Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar)
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--
Colonel: Johnson!
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
[This message has been edited by A|catura (edited 02-07-2002).]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--
Colonel: Johnson!
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
[This message has been edited by A|catura (edited 02-07-2002).]
Discoteque
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Zip it!
Angela Harlem
Jesus Online
"I havent seen my willy in 2 years, thats long enough to declare it legally dead"
"I ate a baby!...baby, the other 'other' white meat"
"I ate a baby!...baby, the other 'other' white meat"
Clark W. Griswold Jr
War Child
Alotta V: How dare you break wind before me!
A.P.: Oh, Was it your turn?
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Alotta: In my country, women come after men.
A.P.: Or sometimes, not at all...
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A.P.: Oh, Was it your turn?
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Alotta: In my country, women come after men.
A.P.: Or sometimes, not at all...
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Giant Lemon
Rock n' Roll Doggie
"I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that can't be done. Excuse me, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?" -Dr. Evil
"..ahem..Sea Bass"
"See Bass?.... Are they ill-tempered?"
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Work like you don't need to
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like no one is watching
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WildHoneyAlways
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
"You're quasi-evil, you're semi-evil, you're the margerine of evil, you're the diet-coke of evil. Just one calorie! Not evil enough!" Dr. Evil talking to Scott Evil
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DiGi
New Yorker
So Where do I begin?.......
ACROB@T
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I love this movie!!! This thread is addicting:
*blarg* "Yah, Ther always afta me lucky charms"*blarg*
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What are we going to do now?
It's all been said,
No new ideas in the house and
Every book has been read....
*blarg* "Yah, Ther always afta me lucky charms"*blarg*
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What are we going to do now?
It's all been said,
No new ideas in the house and
Every book has been read....
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DiGi
New Yorker
the more the better
I had them Liquidated you little shit! They were insolent!
Clark W. Griswold Jr
War Child
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do
i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie
owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for
buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named
Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink.
He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question
mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort
of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane
lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge
lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent
I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard
really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of
fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my
testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's
breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie
owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for
buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named
Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink.
He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question
mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort
of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane
lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge
lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent
I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard
really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of
fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my
testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's
breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Hawkmoon1021
Acrobat
Vanessa-"You know a lot has changed since 1967 Austin."
Austin-"No doubt love. But as long as people are still having sex with many anonymous partners, while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"
Austin-"No doubt love. But as long as people are still having sex with many anonymous partners, while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"
Hallelujah Here She Comes
Rock n' Roll Doggie
"I never forget a pussy...cat..."
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Feel like trash, you make me feel clean...
Drugs are garbage...just REFUSE.
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Feel like trash, you make me feel clean...
Drugs are garbage...just REFUSE.
Gina Marie
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
That's a man, baby!-or something like that...
Hallelujah Here She Comes
Rock n' Roll Doggie
"She's the town bicycle: everone's had a ride"
******
"OWWWW!!!! That *really* hurt! Who throws a shoe?!?! Honestly, you fight like a woman"
******
"OWWWW!!!! That *really* hurt! Who throws a shoe?!?! Honestly, you fight like a woman"
Hallelujah Here She Comes
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Last one...I promise:
SCOTT EVIL
Aren't you going to watch them? They'll get away!
DR. EVIL
No, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan. What?
SCOTT EVIL
Aren't you going to watch them? They'll get away!
DR. EVIL
No, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan. What?
A|catura
Acrobat
Dr. Evil: When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!
HeartlandGirl
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Dr. Evil describing Austin Powers:
"He's the snake to my mongoose. Or the mongoose to my snake. Either way, it's bad."
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U2 @ The Blooming Heart
"He's the snake to my mongoose. Or the mongoose to my snake. Either way, it's bad."
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U2 @ The Blooming Heart
Woman: Oh my god, look at that! It looks just like my husband's--
Carnival Worker: ONE-EYED MONSTER! Come see the One-eyed Monster!
One Eyed Monster: Oh my god, it's a giant--
Chinese Teacher: Wang! pay attention!
Wang: Sorry, sir I was distracted by that giant flying--
Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson! Could I have your autograph?
Anthony
Refugee
AUSTIN (holding Scott Evil hostage): Looks like the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the bastard.
Scott: But Dad! We just had a break-through in the therapy group!
Dr. Evil; I HAD THE THERAPY LIQUIDATED, YOU LITTLE SHIT, THEY WERE INSOLENT!
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'There's nothing worse than an ageing hipster'. Dr. Evil
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'There's nothing more enlightening than having your testicles shaved, gentlemen, I suggest you try it'. Dr. Evil
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Dr. Evil: AUSTIN... I AM YOUR FATHER!
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I just wanted something to say in an attempt to stall you.
LOL... can't wait for GOLDMEMBER.
Ant.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the bastard.
Scott: But Dad! We just had a break-through in the therapy group!
Dr. Evil; I HAD THE THERAPY LIQUIDATED, YOU LITTLE SHIT, THEY WERE INSOLENT!
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'There's nothing worse than an ageing hipster'. Dr. Evil
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'There's nothing more enlightening than having your testicles shaved, gentlemen, I suggest you try it'. Dr. Evil
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Dr. Evil: AUSTIN... I AM YOUR FATHER!
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I just wanted something to say in an attempt to stall you.
LOL... can't wait for GOLDMEMBER.
Ant.
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DiGi
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It's fricking freezing in here Mr. Biggelsworth
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