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Old 02-07-2002, 09:44 PM   #1
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Auston Powers /. Dr. Evil "quote" thread

"Throw me a frickin bone here people, I've been frozen for 30 years"
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(Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar)

Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--

Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--

Colonel: Johnson!

Radar Operator: Yes, sir?

Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.


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"I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that can't be done. Excuse me, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?" -Dr. Evil
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Quote:
Originally posted by Giant Lemon:
"I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that can't be done. Excuse me, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?" -Dr. Evil
"..ahem..Sea Bass"
"See Bass?.... Are they ill-tempered?"


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I love this movie!!! This thread is addicting:

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