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Old 02-08-2002, 04:25 PM   #16
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[B]Last one...I promise:
the more the better


I had them Liquidated you little shit! They were insolent!
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Old 02-08-2002, 10:26 PM   #17
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and from Part II (after complimenting #2 on his looks)
"And Frau Farbisina, ...riiiight"

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do
i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie
owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for
buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named
Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink.
He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question
mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort
of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane
lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge
lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent
I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard
really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of
fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my
testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's
breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Old 02-09-2002, 03:31 AM   #19
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Vanessa-"You know a lot has changed since 1967 Austin."

Austin-"No doubt love. But as long as people are still having sex with many anonymous partners, while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"
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That's a man, baby!-or something like that...

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Last one...I promise:

SCOTT EVIL
Aren't you going to watch them? They'll get away!

DR. EVIL
No, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan. What?
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Dr. Evil: When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

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Dr. Evil describing Austin Powers:

"He's the snake to my mongoose. Or the mongoose to my snake. Either way, it's bad."

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(Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar)

Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's--

Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous--

Colonel: Johnson!

Radar Operator: Yes, sir?

Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Woman: Oh my god, look at that! It looks just like my husband's--
Carnival Worker: ONE-EYED MONSTER! Come see the One-eyed Monster!
One Eyed Monster: Oh my god, it's a giant--
Chinese Teacher: Wang! pay attention!
Wang: Sorry, sir I was distracted by that giant flying--
Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson! Could I have your autograph?
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Fat Bastard [to the tune of Spiderman]: -Sexy man, sexy man, eatin' like a sexy man can.

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AUSTIN (holding Scott Evil hostage): Looks like the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil...

Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the bastard.

Scott: But Dad! We just had a break-through in the therapy group!

Dr. Evil; I HAD THE THERAPY LIQUIDATED, YOU LITTLE SHIT, THEY WERE INSOLENT!

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'There's nothing more enlightening than having your testicles shaved, gentlemen, I suggest you try it'. Dr. Evil

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Dr. Evil: AUSTIN... I AM YOUR FATHER!
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I just wanted something to say in an attempt to stall you.


LOL... can't wait for GOLDMEMBER.

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LOL... can't wait for GOLDMEMBER.
I heard that it is in trouble, due to the Bond people not liking the title a lot.
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It's fricking freezing in here Mr. Biggelsworth

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