Ask the serial killer

[Patrick Bateman]

 

[phillyfan26]

Why couldn't you make a better avatar? I mean, as a serial killer, you can plan things and make them very detailed and finite. But then you come up with this shitty avatar? You fail.

 

[snowbunny00774]

knives or bare hands?

 

[waynetravis]

Ever just killed someone by kicking them non stop in the groin?

 

[Mr. BAW]

This one's still on the loose...

 

[No spoken words]

What made you become Batman?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Ever just killed someone by kicking them non stop in the groin?

No.

But I have killed hundreds by forcing them to listen to my extra special remixes of Whitney Houston albums.

 

[UberBeaver]

Do you practice any sort of cannibalistic rituals? If so, favorite recipe?

Do you enjoy the hunt more than the kill?

Is that a rain coat you're wearing?

 

[snowbunny00774]

knives or bare hands?

 

[meegannie]

 

[corianderstem]

Is it really hip to be square?

 

[Tiger Edge]

Feed me a stray cat.

 

[LemonMelon]

Ever dated a chick named Elaine Benes? She dated Joel Rifkin, so she knows the type.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Would you ever beat somebody to death with a pay phone receiver for wearing white shoes after Labor Day?

 

[UberBeaver]

Are you going to answer our queries, Patrick?

 

[No spoken words]

Do you hate your brother?

 

[Kieran McConville]

It's hip to be dead, Bateman.

 

[GibsonGirl]

Mr. Bateman, which would you recommend?

or

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Bone, Off-White or Egg Shell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIvd3zzu4Y

 

[U2democrat]

Why are you so emo?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Is Zedbetty really Bateman? That would explain the lack of responses to our questions.

 

[angelordevil]

But I have killed hundreds by forcing them to listen to my extra special remixes of Whitney Houston albums.

Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be.


Can I call you Patty?

 

[gman]

Do you eat nails and shit barbed wire?