Ask the Agony Ant - U2 Feedback

Go Back   U2 Feedback > Lypton Village > Lemonade Stand > Lemonade Stand Archive
Click Here to Login
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 02-03-2005, 04:45 AM   #1
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
Kieran McConville's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Posts: 9,600
Local Time: 08:56 PM
Ask the Agony Ant

I have close contacts with the Agony Ant, and I just know that he/she/it would 'definitely' answer any questions you might care to throw his/her/its way.

Go on, do it now.
__________________

__________________
Kieran McConville is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 07:22 AM   #2
Blue Crack Distributor
 
tiny dancer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: small town Pennsylvania, USA
Posts: 87,290
Local Time: 10:56 AM
__________________

__________________
Into the heart of a child...
tiny dancer is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 08:10 AM   #3
pax
ONE
love, blood, life
 
pax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Ewen's new American home
Posts: 11,412
Local Time: 06:56 AM
Okay, we all know this one goes in LS.
__________________
and you hunger for the time
time to heal, desire, time


Join Amnesty.
pax is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 08:22 AM   #4
ONE
love, blood, life
 
JessicaAnn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Milwaukee, WI (USA)
Posts: 11,743
Local Time: 05:56 AM
Dear Agony Ant,

I am concerned about a friend of mine who I will call Kieran McConville. He seems to have some serious gender identity issues. He keeps asking another friends of mine, whom I will call Caisenma, where he gets off and is taking shots of him in the backseat. I am at my wits end. What can I do to help him?

Sincerely

Worried in Wisconsin
__________________
JessicaAnn is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 09:03 AM   #5
Rock n' Roll Doggie
VIP PASS
 
beau2ifulday's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 5,512
Local Time: 10:56 AM
__________________
beau2ifulday is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 10:26 AM   #6
Blue Crack Addict
 
MissVelvetDress_75's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: basking in my post-concert glow still mesmerized by the orbit of his hips..Also Holding Bono Close as he requested.
Posts: 25,776
Local Time: 05:56 AM
Dear Agony Ant,
Where the hell have you been?

~
__________________
MissVelvetDress_75 is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 02:01 PM   #7
Rock n' Roll Doggie
 
Calluna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Cloud Cookoo Land
Posts: 3,542
Local Time: 03:56 AM
Dear Agony Ant,

How do you feel about the recent trend of Ask the ______ threads in FYM? You and Whortense were the originators of this sort of thread back in the day. Were you ahead of your time or is this just another annoying fad?

~ Phlegmatic in Phoenix
__________________
Calluna is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 02:10 PM   #8
I Serve Larry's Stick
 
~LadyLemon~'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Akron
Posts: 7,392
Local Time: 06:56 AM
What the hell am I going to do with my life?

Sincerely,

Hugh G. Rection
__________________
~LadyLemon~ is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 02:12 PM   #9
ONE
love, blood, life
 
JessicaAnn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Milwaukee, WI (USA)
Posts: 11,743
Local Time: 05:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~
Hugh G. Rection
Dear Agony Ant,

Obviously I have regressed .... when I read this, I laughed out loud at work causing my co-workers to give me strange looks. What should I do?


Acting like an Adolescent in Annapolis
__________________
JessicaAnn is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 02:15 PM   #10
ONE
love, blood, life
 
yertle-the-turtle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: York, UK and Singapore
Posts: 11,750
Local Time: 06:56 PM
Dear Agony Ant,

Is the current wave of threads similar to this one borne of hopeless nostalgia or the simple fact that everyone is running out of original jokes these days?
__________________
yertle-the-turtle is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 03:45 PM   #11
ONE
love, blood, life
 
Zoomerang96's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: canada
Posts: 13,459
Local Time: 04:56 AM
dear agony ant,

kieran told me he was going to "do me nice and slow". being of no sex whatsoever, i'm absolutely perplexed as to what this could imply. i'm not gonna lie though, it also has me a bit worried.

is now the time where we all hunt our neighbours, crack their heads and feast on the goo inside?

~scared in scarborough
__________________
Zoomerang96 is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 04:51 PM   #12
Rock n' Roll Doggie
FOB
 
Kieran McConville's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Auto Dafoe
Posts: 9,600
Local Time: 08:56 PM
I'm not answering these stupid questions. The Agony Ant went back into hiding.

Nostagia sucks sometimes. Doesn't it?

FRIES!
RADIOHEAD!

I"LL ___________ YOUR FACED

WANNA MAKE OUT OR
LETS HAPPEN TO EACH OTHER
__________________
Kieran McConville is offline  
Old 02-03-2005, 06:16 PM   #13
ONE
love, blood, life
 
Zoomerang96's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: canada
Posts: 13,459
Local Time: 04:56 AM
that's not fair!!! i want my 40 dollars back, ant!!!!
__________________
Zoomerang96 is offline  
Old 02-04-2005, 03:13 AM   #14
Jesus Online
 
Angela Harlem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: a glass castle
Posts: 30,163
Local Time: 09:56 PM
Dear Ant,

Are you really Larry Mullen (TM)?
__________________
<a href=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/angelaharlem/thPaul_Roos28.jpg target=_blank>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...aul_Roos28.jpg</a>
Angela Harlem is offline  
Old 02-04-2005, 07:23 AM   #15
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Band-aid
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 4,422
Local Time: 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Zoomerang96
that's not fair!!! i want my 40 dollars back, ant!!!!


__________________

__________________
JOFO is offline  
 

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:56 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Design, images and all things inclusive copyright © Interference.com