ask me anything

[Zoomerang96]

write me a letter
ask me a question

LET ME HELP YOU
HELP ME

yeah, i know what i just said.

ask a short question

i'll help you
and i'll make it right.

if i don't respond right away, don't give up hope.

anywhere you turn, i'll be there
i never leave

ask now.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Should I wear a long sleeve or short sleeve shirt to work tomorrow? I'm torn...

 

[snowbunny00774]

Is RedKat correct?

 

[Zoomerang96]

that's not the question you should be asking, reggie.

you shouldn't even go to work tommorow.
you're a tyler durden deep down
like the rest of us

if you do decide to go to work anyway
wear whatever you want

just make sure it isn't clean.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Thanks zoom...I'm sleeping in tomorrow!!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

Is RedKat correct?

about what? who's redkat?

i'm sorry but with eleventy hundred members floating about, i lost track ever since zooropa_amanda and achtung bubba fled the ozarks.

 

[snowbunny00774]

about what? who's redkat?

Journals - her last entry.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Everyone knows redkat is always correct...duh!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

Journals - her last entry.

seeing as that pertains to me relatively directly.
perhaps i should pass on this one.

yikes.

but it's beyond that, really.

i overanalyze everything to death in my mind
am i afraid of rejection?
no

rejection = progress

hurts like bloody hell though
but life moves on

...even if for a while, you don't want it to.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Is Reggie 60 or 70? and how many miles are really on the walker

 

[snowbunny00774]

seeing as that pertains to me relatively directly.
perhaps i should pass on this one.

yikes.

but it's beyond that, really.

i overanalyze everything to death in my mind
am i afraid of rejection?
no

rejection = progress

hurts like bloody hell though
but life moves on

...even if for a while, you don't want it to.

Is this you or most guys?

 

[lmjhitman]

bear is cool beans,

unlike most guys who are cads.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Is this you or most guys?

everyone says they're different.

everyone is like everyone else.

but someone isn't.

that someone is me.

at least when you're talking about guys.

i can make your head spin if you'd like.
so i'm not like most guys.
i'm not like any of them.

i'll bake you a cake.
buy you flowers
and send you back to mother's with a kiss on the lips.

haha

sorry.

if you want advice, ask for it directly. don't ask for generalizations, they lead nowhere.

guys have included hitler, jesus, george bush, deathbear, and everyone in between. as you can see, there's a bit of a mix in there.

ask a direct question, and i'll do my best to make you feel really nice inside. cause i'm a nice guy.

and i'm like no other.

growing a mustache in the name of personal progress,

-deathbear

 

[Zoomerang96]

bear is cool beans,

unlike most guys who are cads.

chazwuzzaz's!!

 

[lmjhitman]

what will i dream of tonight, bear?

 

[Zoomerang96]

what will i dream of tonight, bear?

the untimely death of a salesman.

just hope it's not me.

and pray for the best.

cause it doesn't come on it's own.

 

[lmjhitman]

will do.

just remember, sometimes the salesman wins the girl:

goodnight, bear.

 

[U2Man]

why did it take me so long to discover wilco?

 

[Carek1230]

Is Guiness really goodness?

 

[AchtungBono]

What's it like to have sex?

 

[Laird/Bono]

^ ... A.) It's just like riding a bike, only it hurts alot more getting caught in the spokes.

 

[phillyfan26]

How tall will I be at age 22?

 

[love_u2_adam]

who am i going to marry??

 

[LyricalDrug]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Should I go for Jeff or Luke?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Bear,
Why do you even bother?

 

[Zoomerang96]

why did it take me so long to discover wilco?

lilian tried getting me into them about a year before i finally did. something about their music doesn't grab a lot of people on the first listen.

but when you finally do "get" it, oh man. it's delicious.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Is Guiness really goodness?

i've had it once, can't remember what it tasted like.

i'll tell you this though. guiness is perhaps the most hyped drink here on this message board, and i bet more than half the north americans who claim they enjoy it, don't, but say they do cause they know u2 drinks the shit.

 

[Doozer61]

are you really happening to me?

 

[Zoomerang96]

What's it like to have sex?

exactly the opposite of not having it.

it also feels like snakes.