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Old 02-25-2006, 06:52 PM   #106
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Like a normal person, duh. What did you expect, through a tube coming out of my ass?






OMG!!! YOUR'E AN IMPOSTER!!!!!!

You CAN'T POOP! If you CAN'T EAT!!!

Your talkin' bantha fodder!

YOU............. YOU,YOU....NEIMOIDIAN!!!!!!!
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Old 02-25-2006, 07:15 PM   #107
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How thrilling was it to sense Luke's presence, when the Emperor could not? Did you want to take a shot at the old man right then and there?
It made me proud... and suspicious.

And I'd been wanting to dispose of ol' Palpy ever since I found out this gig also involved going on shopping trips and making midnight food runs whenever he wanted Alderaanian chocolate pudding or Cheetos.
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Old 02-25-2006, 07:18 PM   #108
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OMG!!! YOUR'E AN IMPOSTER!!!!!!

You CAN'T POOP! If you CAN'T EAT!!!

Your talkin' bantha fodder!

YOU............. YOU,YOU....NEIMOIDIAN!!!!!!!
You're not worth breaking my vow of "not Force choking anyone in this thread".
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Old 02-25-2006, 09:13 PM   #109
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1. Hey, Stormtroopers weren't clones in the original trilogy. But now that Lucas has f'd up the whole galaxy and made Clone Troopers clones of Jango Fett, now people are saying that Stormtroopers are also clones. What's the deal?

2. Don't worry, I'll definitely stay away from your daughter. All the coke she did in the 80s really messed her up.....
From this:


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Old 02-25-2006, 10:25 PM   #110
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1. Hey, Stormtroopers weren't clones in the original trilogy. But now that Lucas has f'd up the whole galaxy and made Clone Troopers clones of Jango Fett, now people are saying that Stormtroopers are also clones. What's the deal?
Oh they're still clones alright... but apparently the cloners didn't quite work out all the kinks, which could explain why they were able to shoot down all the Jedi in Episode 3, but have terrible aim Episodes 4 through 6

Unless they were aware they were shooting at the boss's kids... but that could only mean...

that Palpy was behind it all, as usual

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2. Don't worry, I'll definitely stay away from your daughter. All the coke she did in the 80s really messed her up.....
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Leave her alone. I MEAN IT.
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All right, who gave this thread 1 star?

Reveal yourself!

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU.
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What's heavier a pound of gold or a pound of sand?

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Old 02-26-2006, 01:34 AM   #113
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Darth - Alderan--Wasn't it overkill?
Ever consider anger management?
What are you inhaling under your helmet?
Anyone ever tell you that you look like the Tinman?

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1. what do you get the emperor of the galaxy for his b-day?
i mean, that guy's got it all, right?...

2. boxers or briefs?

3. do you like Kid A?

4. hear any good jokes lately?
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Did you really think Luke was going to get trapped in that carbonite?
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Alderaanian chocolate pudding

Here's another question:

If you had the chance to be anybody else in the galaxy, besides yourself of course, who would you pick?


I'll give you 5 stars for this thread because you are my daughter's favorite in all of Star Wars land.
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Oh they're still clones alright...
Then why do the two guys chit-chatting while Obi-Wan disables the tractor beam have different voices? And why are they different heights (since Han & Luke clearly take different-sized suits)? And wasn't Han Solo a Stormtrooper before he became a smuggler? That's why he has the bloodstripes on his pants, right?

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Leave her alone. I MEAN IT.
Like I said, unless I can tweak the Force to go back in time, I won't be going anywhere near her present self.......
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What's heavier a pound of gold or a pound of sand?

Jabba the Hutt.
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Darth - Alderan--Wasn't it overkill?
That was all Tarkin's fault. What an asshole.

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Ever consider anger management?
But my anger makes me STRONGER! AAAAAAARRRRRAAAAGH.

Or so they say.

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1. what do you get the emperor of the galaxy for his b-day?
i mean, that guy's got it all, right?...
A parade. And Tarkin jumping out of a birthday cake. Sheer terror for everyone else, but it keeps Hideous off my back for using the Executor as my pimpmobile.

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Commando.

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Radiohead

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Yes, but they're not appropriate for me to share here
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