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Old 02-25-2006, 01:44 PM   #91
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Do you ever read? If so, what?
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1. You know that Empire is the best of all six films, right?

2. What was the size of the Super Star Destroyer compensating for?

3. What do you think about your daughter's "extra-curricular" activities:
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Old 02-25-2006, 05:19 PM   #93
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How do you poop?

speaking of poop -
do you like the yankees/george steinbrenner?

and finally -
what the fuck is up with figure skating?!
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It’s a wall that one sits in front of to aid procrastination.

The line “She’s my wonderwall” merely suggests that she inspires thought.


Oh OK.
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Why didn't you recognize C-3PO? After all, you built him!
Yeah!!!.........How come!
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And also!.......Between you and Chewbacca,who is taller? And by how much?
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Who knew you were such a flirt.
You couldn't tell by all the evil things you have done in the past.


And don't judge a Darth by the movies. They're mostly filled with lies, anyway. I love children and sandpeople, really!

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I do have a red suit, but that's only when I'm on the Executor on Life Day. Have to be a little festive, you know?
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You suit looks perfect as formal attire. What do you wear when kicking back on your Star Destroyer, or vacationing on Mustafar?
Usually one of my velvet pimp suits. But if I'm ever in the rare mood of not wanting to spend time with my ladies, then something soft and comfortable. I also have a couple old Jedi robes that I wear occassionally to mess with people's minds

And I haven't been to Mustafar in years, brings back too many painful memories. Literally.
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Do you ever read? If so, what?
I try to, whenever I can. My favorite books are: The Metamorphosis, Lolita, The Diary of Anais Nin, Crime and Punishment, and The Very Hungry Catepillar.

I tried reading one of those Harry Potter books, until I realized that J.K. Rowling clearly stole my life story.
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They say you can't use Force Lightning because, well, your arms are artificial. Are you sure you can't pull it off?
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1. You know that Empire is the best of all six films, right?
I'd like to think that was my best performance, save for the part when I had to cut off my son's hand.

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2. What was the size of the Super Star Destroyer compensating for?
Hopefully not what you're insinuating.

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Stay away from my daughter.
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How do you poop?
Like a normal person, duh. What did you expect, through a tube coming out of my ass?

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speaking of poop -
do you like the yankees/george steinbrenner?
Psh, wannabes.

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and finally -
what the fuck is up with figure skating?!
It hasn't been the same since Kristi Yamaguchi turned pro.
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And also!.......Between you and Chewbacca,who is taller? And by how much?
Me. Chewbacca is actually three Ewoks on top of each other and on stilts.
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How thrilling was it to sense Luke's presence, when the Emperor could not? Did you want to take a shot at the old man right then and there?
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