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Old 02-24-2006, 07:56 PM   #76
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Do you ever take girls back to your hyperbaric chamber?

"Yes, my master, I submit myself to you, my master!"
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Dear Doctor Vader, have you ever considered purchasing an Oasis album at any point in your life? If so would you think it reasonable if Liam Gallagher was to remake the entire Star Wars saga with a more conservative budget?

Oscar Wilde or Steve Vai?

(I’m starting to think that Lord Vader isn’t what he claimed to be
James Earl Jones with a PHD, justifying rap and false alimony.)
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:09 PM   #78
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Do you think Obi-Wan was nailing Padme on the side? I expected that to come up & play into your descent into the Dark Side, but it never did.....
Are you saying Obi-Wan actually got some sweet ass, let alone from my wife?

Let it be known that Obi-Wan and sex should never be brought up as a topic of conversation. EVER.

He died a virgin, anyway.







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Has Yoda ever entered a midget-tossing contest?
Now THAT is an idea...
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Seriously.
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Will you ever get round to playing “Freebird”?

Did you throw Dave Mustaine out of Metallica?
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Do you ever take girls back to your hyperbaric chamber?

"Yes, my master, I submit myself to you, my master!"
Why, are you interested?
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:16 PM   #83
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Dear Doctor Vader, have you ever considered purchasing an Oasis album at any point in your life? If so would you think it reasonable if Liam Gallagher was to remake the entire Star Wars saga with a more conservative budget?
No, but what the hell is a "wonderwall"?

Liam Gallagher is a bigger pansy than Admiral Piett.

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Old 02-24-2006, 08:20 PM   #84
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Will you ever get round to playing “Freebird”?
Yes, I take requests, as long as I get something out of it.

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No, he threw Metallica out of him. He was too good for them anyway... but then even Jar Jar Binks would be too good for Metallica.
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No, but the hell is a "wonderwall"?

Surely with your heightened perceptive capabilities you would know.
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Surely with your heightened perceptive capabilities you would know.
I suppose.

But seriously, what is it?
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Well, answering everyone's questions has been great fun today

But I'm a little tired and hungry, I think go some dinner and a movie... but I'll be back for you all soon!
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I suppose.

But seriously, what is it?

It’s a wall that one sits in front of to aid procrastination.

The line “She’s my wonderwall” merely suggests that she inspires thought.


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You thought you could redeem yourself there at the end, didn't you?

Well, you thought right
Who knew you were such a flirt.
You couldn't tell by all the evil things you have done in the past.

Have you ever thought about wearing another color besides black? I think you should try the color red to match your lightsaber.
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You suit looks perfect as formal attire. What do you wear when kicking back on your Star Destroyer, or vacationing on Mustafar?
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