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Old 02-24-2006, 04:59 PM   #46
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Did you ever go back and put the smackdown on Watto for selling your mom?
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Was Boba Fett a pain in the ass? You got pretty testy with him when you were looking for your son.
For someone who's an unaltered clone of Jango Fett, he was certainly disappointing. And Jango sucked, so that's saying a lot.
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Did you ever consider hair implants? That bald head without the mask is pretty ugly.
That's my decoy.
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Why were you suck a whiny pussy, and a bad actor, before you were almost burned to death?
I take it you weren't convinced by my turn to the Dark Side.
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"you suck a whiny pussy"


Don't talk about Padme in that way.
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Was it hard to receive handjobs from Admiral Piett due to your massive codpiece?
This is before you terminated the relationship, of course.
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1. Does the suit ever make your balls itch?
ALL the time!

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2. How pissed were you when that TIE dude wussed out and sent you spinning off into space?
Almost as mad as the time Obi-Wan cut me up and let me burn while he bitched and moaned about me being the Chosen One, how he loved me like a brother, and about the ten bucks I never paid back.

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That was George Lucas's fault.
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Admiral Piet. What a pussy.
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Was the TIE Vanguard a worthwhile pilot project for the TIE Interceptor, or just a money pit. Don't you think the TIE Advanced design could have been pushed ahead into Interceptor configuration a lot faster?

Are you ever annoyed by the logistical problems plaguing the Empire's distribution system?

Darth, you've had some pretty coy 'fatal weaknesses' built into your superweapons. Tell us, what's ahead for the Dark Lord?
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Pepperoni or Cheese?

Depending on your answer above, will you marry me?
Yes please.

And I've decided marriage isn't for me.
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Now, I know you're a pilot at heart, Mr. Vader. What's your preferred Engines/Lasers/Shields power distrobution when in a snubfighter? I know the usual TIE Advanced only has two laser cannons to worry about, so do you like to divert a lot to the weapons to keep them ready to go?

I know that a lot of Dark Lords favour the improved speed that increased engine power can provide.

Also, have you ever sussed out the pros and cons of a cloaking device?
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Why did it take you so long to figure out you had a daughter? After all, you did have lunch with her on Bespin.
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Why did you offer to turn Luke to the dark side when it would mean the Emperor would have to kill you (since there can only be two Sith)?
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Did you ever go back and put the smackdown on Watto for selling your mom?
I was going to right after the sandpeople massacre, but then I got hungry and forgot about it.

Anyway, I heard he got squashed by Jabba the Hutt on the toilet because he was told there was a million credit bounty hidden there. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.
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Was it hard to receive handjobs from Admiral Piett due to your massive codpiece?
This is before you terminated the relationship, of course.


Piett served his purposes, but THAT wasn't one of them.
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