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Old 02-24-2006, 03:47 PM   #31
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Did you write your theme music? It's pretty kickass.
I wish I could take credit for it, but no. Though when I was 16, I once wrote a series of sonnets that somehow made it to your galaxy, but in the form of pop songs by the Spice Girls.
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:00 PM   #32
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1. Are your eyes blue or yellow under the mask, or do they change back and forth according to how mad you are?
They're always purple.

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2. Can you eat, drink, use the bathroom and 'do it'?
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3. How did you find out Luke was your son and how did you hide it from the emperor for so long?
Didn't you see The Empire Strikes Back? He found out the same time I did... I think.

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4. WHY didn't you kill Palpatine when you first found out he lied to you and Padme was dead anyway?
I still hadn't found the location of his secret stash of hot wings and beer at the time. I've always planned on chucking him once I uncovered that.

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5. How many times did you fantasize about chucking his old ass down that reactor before you really followed through?
Ever since he made me go to Victoria's Secret with him so he could try on thongs.
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I bet your Favorite was Scarey Spice?
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I wish I could take credit for it, but no. Though when I was 16, I once wrote a series of sonnets that somehow made it to your galaxy, but in the form of pop songs by the Spice Girls.
Awesome! I bow to your hilarity!
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Old 02-24-2006, 04:04 PM   #35
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One more thing, with all that technology in your galaxy, and all the cloning techniques available, wasn't there some way you could get a lung transplant, or a lung tissue replacement so you didn't have to be in that suit? Or did Palpatine not allow it because he wanted to keep you down, because he knew you would be stronger than him?
Ah, a common misconception... I actually don't need the cybernetic suit to live, just for work. On my off days, I wear my red velvet pimp suit.
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do you like chocolate???
Did someone say chocolate?


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did u impregnate any other women other then lukes mother??
I only people I've slept with were Padme and the stuffed bantha I had when I was a kid. :nostalgia:
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How did you figure it out
Well, I AM a Sith Lord.
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I bet your Favorite was Scarey Spice?


Don't tell Padme, but I've always fancied Baby Spice
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Was Boba Fett a pain in the ass? You got pretty testy with him when you were looking for your son.
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Did you ever consider hair implants? That bald head without the mask is pretty ugly.
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Why were you suck a whiny pussy, and a bad actor, before you were almost burned to death?
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"you suck a whiny pussy"
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Pepperoni or Cheese?

Depending on your answer above, will you marry me?
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1. Does the suit ever make your balls itch?

2. How pissed were you when that TIE dude wussed out and sent you spinning off into space?

3. Why were you so damn annoying in Episode I?
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