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Old 01-25-2004, 04:46 AM   #1
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ask a smart question, get a stupid answer...

you ask a smart question. then the next post says a stupid answer and in that same post the same poster asks another question.

(example: the person asking the question might ask something like: who invented cardboad? the next person would answer something like: mel gibson)





Q: why is the sky blue?
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Because pickled onions are brown.

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Because Gavin is really in love with me


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so high that's right below zero


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Old 01-25-2004, 02:06 PM   #6
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little green aliens.


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To feed the cats.

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Old 01-25-2004, 05:00 PM   #9
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2 inches

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So they can use different forks.

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because otherwise they'd be butt phones and that wouldn't be pretty.


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until its stuffed.

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It's not high enough


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because we'd look silly with flowerpots on our heads.


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to ensure the mascara runs down our faces and really make us look like idiots.

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